Sammi Cantwell

Part comedy nerd, part NFL fan. Also into yoga and pole dancing. “Not everyone’s as dried apricots as they think they are.” James Acaster

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Your water bills go up 7.5% tomorrow as CEOs continue to award themselves record bonuses for pumping record amounts of excrement into your water.

We need to be more like the French on things like this. Renationalise water. It’s yours.

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@geebiegems @deadeyebrakeman Same

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@NFLUK Christian Bale in The Prestige

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@geebiegems Oh lord. That looks horrifying

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

#InternationalWomensDay innit so time to break out this banger

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@liamdawkins0 Sorry to hear that Liam. I hope she pulls through. Thinking of you all #prayforrox

[Nadia Whittome MP @NadiaWhittomeMP]

The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out:

▪️ No drop in revenue

▪️ 65% fewer sick days

▪️ 71% less burnout

▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial

The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@geebiegems 👏👏👏

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

@caitlinmoran This year, Titanic became too old for Leonardo DiCaprio to be in it.

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@desdelboy Have you seen these @nomadicrevery ? I think they fit nicely into your brand

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

• Firefighters don’t get subsidised food for saving lives
• Nurses don’t get free parking for saving lives
• Doctors don’t get free travel for saving lives
• Teachers don’t get free energy for teaching children

Tory MPs refusing cost of living pay rises, get the lot.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

That's it. That's the story.

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@geebiegems So philosophical. So true. Such wisdom from a 5 year old

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

fucking cracks me up people like Madeley quizzing Mick on the strikes and people wanting a better standard of living when they get paid six figures to stir up Tory bullshit and be done by midday. Fuck off

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@amyareyouok You are flames AC 🔥

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Jacob Rees Mogg being given the energy brief reveals two things: a government appointing a climate denier and a right-wing libertarian has active contempt both for tackling the climate emergency and the cost-of-living crisis.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

If you oppose NHS privatisation, RT this. I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you). 💙

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Boris Johnson: Families up and down this country are going to face a very tough winter and we just have to accept that.

[Sammi Cantwell @Magicsammicat]

@YesMissMurphy This is the cutest story. Like a new version of The Holiday