Magikarp Salesman

SHUT UP AND BUY MY MAGIKARP!

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

Pokémon nowadays... NO RESPECT!

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@ReddDGyarados Waaaaaah~! -runs away, leaving @Magikarp-

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@Shurimpu For you, Sir... ¥500.

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@DrunkCharizard Fine! You don't want my Magikarp, I'll take my business elsewhere! Good-for-nothing Pokémon...

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

Magikarp was the first Pokémon featured in Professor Oak's lecture.

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

At the Pokémon Swap Meet, selling Magikarp. #Online

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@Shurimpu Yes, fresh Magikarp from the tranquil waters of Lake Valor! Would you like to buy a Magikarp?

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

-laughs, counting money- Sucker...

[Hannah Joy 💞 @SurlyJoy]

Crafty bastard... @MagikarpForSale

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@SurlyNurseJoy Heh heh, no refunds.

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

Gotta run! Magikarp are usually biting in Lake Valor around this time, can't afford to miss this! #Offline

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@97Snivy Hey buddy, would you like to buy a Magikarp?

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

Magikarp shares the same species name with Feebas. They are both known as Fish Pokémon.

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@SurlyNurseJoy B-but you just said fine~! Okay, okay... How about this, I'll sell you my Golden Magikarp for only ¥500! It lays Golden Eggs!

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@ReddDGyarados ... Um, Dragon Rage?

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@SurlyNurseJoy ¥300!? You -do- realize this is my strongest Magikarp! I sold the weaklings to all those 10-year-old snot-nosed brats!

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@FearlessKenji Oh, yes! Back in the day I was naive... a FOOL! But now, my eyes are open. Would you like to buy a Magikarp?

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@YungGoku420 No deal, bitch.

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

Magikarp is not a strong swimmer, and currents in the water will sweep it downstream.

[Magikarp Salesman @MagikarpForSale]

@YungGoku420 Are you deaf!? I said ¥500!