Nick Scarpelli

[Nick Scarpelli @Magiscarp]

Spent way too much time reading Teletubbies reviews on IMDb

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

YOU HAVENT COVERED CHASE EVER, 5

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Abraham Lincoln enjoyed “most of” the play too.

[NFL Draft Files @NFL_DF]

Zac Taylor just lost the Bengals the game…

Three straight dives to settle for a 53 yard FG when your pass offense has been firing on all cylinders. Pathetic, weak playcalling.

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

The Football Gods SMITED Zac Taylor for not allowing Joe Burrow to throw the ball on a day he has 5 TDs

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

Settling for a 53-yard field goal you scared ass motherfuckers.

You deserve this loss, Zac Taylor.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

"What you're telling me is, you don't mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing you think of, but when it comes to children that have died, you don't give a flying f*ck."

Jon Stewart is a national treasure.

[Nick Scarpelli @Magiscarp]

So glad that @vrbo left me stranded in Miami, FL after being canceled on last minute… No willingness to help me after 3 phone calls and unanswered emails. Luckily, @Airbnb saved the day with a place to stay. Maybe @Airbnb can offer you guys some customer service training @vrbo!

[Nick Scarpelli @Magiscarp]

@BrettHamBurger 😂

[Nick Scarpelli @Magiscarp]

@jnorth33

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Leader. Legend. Forever a Buckeye.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

“I’m going to college here.”

Rest in peace, Dwayne Haskins 🙏

[Sarah Murdock Thompson @smurd5602]

My son Devin hyping up the tailgate crowd in his @Joe_MainMixon jersey before the Chiefs game

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Is Charlie Kelly counting these votes?

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The host of the Apprentice not the man for the moment huh?

[Darrelle Revis @Revis24]

Best route runner in the history of the game.

[Tee Higgins⁵ @teehiggins5]

I will meet @ajgreen_18 one day💯💯

[Nick Scarpelli @Magiscarp]

@BrettHamBurger

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

😂😂😂😂😂 Ernie on TV wildin... give him the $17M a year.

[Me. @TheBigMamba]

We spent years arguing over this shit. This is Kobe’s last tweet.... so I won’t be taking part in a Kobe vs Bron argument ever again.

[Nick Scarpelli @Magiscarp]

*New* Lil Wayne - Kobe Bryant ( Offical Lyrics) https://t.co/a7GTElbBHN via @YouTube