Magnificent Muraco

More fly than miyagi with the chopsticks/the hardest worker you know/fan of the real/NFL junkie/some other shit too

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Maxwell1995Vjjo @MLB @SageUSAmerica 47.2 innings & 42ks ≠ Power Pitcher

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Robo_hoe @KCSportsGuru1 @CodifyBaseball Too bad he has more H, & RBI away from that "Little League park" as well as essentially an even split on HRs... your point is moot

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Bplambezy @AnthonyCumia You're not racist, right? Simp

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Thewatchfuleye7 @AnthonyCumia Just like we know you'll "simp out"

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@goosa2013 @FindXSnowflakes @AnthonyCumia Stfu. Go fuck your dog

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@dirtrailz @wpri12 Ya they are... they even want to throw licensed citizens in jail if they can. All to show how "tough" they are vs guns... simps

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@CurrencyHigh1 @deg_reg_10 @NFL_DovKleiman @nytimes They did say "sobbing" though... I can imagine a tear trickling down his cheek, but certainly not the hyperventilating, sour face, snot bubbles inflating from the nostrils like a birthday balloon, as the word choice suggests.

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

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[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@kimetsu_goods23 S

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@MLBNetwork @Yankees Jim Croce is on the money!! $$$!! I had no idea who that was before the resemblance was mentioned, but upon my immediate Google search, the resemblance is straight bullseye material! Nice call...

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@MySportsUpdate Grossly disrespectful... tough as nails... cool as a fan...enough yards, enough TDs, enough SB Rings... Character is flawless... Clutch factor...
Unquestionably 1st Ballot worthy

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@khavas @elonmusk @KnowledgeArchiv Hopeful that this is pure sarcasm... reading it as not so, instinctually... but perhaps that is your goal as well. Either way, if you're above returning your cart in 99% of normal circumstances, you are IMHO a giant piece of 💩.

"Judge a boss, by the way he speaks to a janitor"

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@KnowledgeArchiv @elonmusk Bet your ass on it!! Im self promoting on this one, but Im a cart magnet to anythin within 30ft radius of my path to the cart corral.

I also actively talk shit to the lazy fucks who cant return their cart, when I witness it... not super aggressively, but super condescendingly!

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Keanekatkeane @curtpenngo @InvestWithLogic @fundstrat Np! Just honestly expressing. Thank you for taking the time and providing a gracious acknowledgment! My month isn't within the right range to be made, but your reciprocation did make my day!! 🫡

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Keanekatkeane I dont 👀 for any of the pageantry or ceremonies. I 👀 for the athletes competing and the joy/elation/pain/pure emotion that they display in their competitions. I dont doubt that there is symbolism being exhibited in the coverage & more, but its about the greatness of athletes.

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@Keanekatkeane @curtpenngo @InvestWithLogic @fundstrat What a refreshing response to a piece of information not in line with your perspective. Not enough people in this world with that trait. Im on this post by mostly total chance and randomness. I feel compelled enough to comend you on your rules of engagement. Thank you 4 being you

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

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@kirawontmiss Shit... and here I thought you was about to drop some child abuse, pedo, conspiracy within their name.

I mean Pharmacy isn't mutually exclusive from "Consumer Value Store". They can intertwine pretty seamlessly. Unless you're insinuating they provide no fair value whatsoever?

[Magnificent Muraco @MagnifMuraco]

@TheFieldFactor @travismillerx13 ...28-3...

Going all out and thrashing the Goat only for the Goat to come back and eat up all your grass...

[Art Stapleton @art_stapleton]

I know that #NYGiants did not believe Isaiah Simmons fit as a safety in Wink Martindale's system when they traded for him from Arizona.

Wonder if they give Simmons another chance at safety in Shane Bowen's system with full offseason here. He played exclusively at ILB who blitzed with NYG last year.