Alex Long

Aspiring Filmmaker/Actor/Comedian. Fan of Modest Mouse and the San Francisco Giants. May you find your worth in the waking world.

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

Tim Curry in Amadeus with Ian McKellen

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Freddy has made it to Buc-ee’s

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

I love him so much man genuinely happy he’s a Giant

[MLB @MLB]

Jung Hoo Lee is having the best season of his career and is currently riding a 15-game hit streak 🤩 #LongGameMoments

(MLB x @Nutrafol @NutrafolMen)

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Off topic but this is what it was like to be a San Francisco Giants fan from 2010-2014

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I hate that stupid fucking zombie bear so much one of the most inane and useless decisions they ever made imo, not quite on the level of what they did to Dany or Barristan Selmy but still pretty bad

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Thoros was severely underutilized in the show in my opinion, he’s actually such an interesting character and he’s even more so in the books. Also in the books he’s regarded as one of the better swordsman in Westeros and regularly wins melees at various tourneys

[𝔏𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔳𝔢 ⋆˙⟡ ｡⋆ @doveestorm]

Underrated character tbh I loved this man

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Oh yeah but sure just let him kinda exist around Berric after his initial appearances in S3 and let him die to that stupid fucking zombie bear y’all just had to include instead of, ya know, writing well rounded characters or a compelling story I guess

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

I knew he was gonna be fine, I swear this team can be good I know it in my bones we just need to start hitting and for the bullpen to stop blowing games I believe in the San Francisco Giants I really do

[DylanIsADragon @DylanIsADragon]

Rafael Devers finished the month of May slashing .306/.356/.593 with 18 runs, 5 dongs (20 xbh), and 19 rbi in 28 games.

Not too shabby.

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Better Call Saul

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

When was the last time a popular show had a good final season and a satisfying finale because I genuinely can’t remember.

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

One of my all time favorite movies. A History of Violence is one of those films that stuck with me long after watching it and it took awhile to dissect why but when I did it really clicked just how incredible it is. Also Viggo Mortensen is the man.

[Nuanced Film Takes @BadFilmTakes1]

A History of Violence. It's one of those movies I think about at least once a day. David Cronenberg takes the 90-minute noir thriller and makes it into a metatextual video essay about how foundational violence is to the American identity. It lives in my brain.

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

My point is I love this team and I think this group deserves success. The mix of styles and personalities reminds me a lot of the power of friendship Giants teams that built a dynasty and I still kinda have to believe in them. Or maybe I just want to but I guess it doesn’t matter

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

God I hope we start winning cause I genuinely love this group of guys. I love the outfield, I love that Willy Adames is a great clubhouse guy, I love that Chapman really seems to want to play here, Logan Webb is the best, Gilbert is weirdo and I love it…

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

I love these guys

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

I want Vitello to be successful cause whether or not it works out it’s cool he’s here imo, Bryce is a literal Giant so it just fits he’s here and I want to have a homegrown slugger again, I even like Rafi Devers man I want him to succeed here…

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

This is the kind of thing I tweet only for myself lmao

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Frank West is obviously the best DeadRising protagonist, love the guy, but I think my favorite is Chuck Greene. He’s not as well written or interesting but like…there’s something there that I’m inherently endeared towards. They’re both great tho.

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

This fucking fossil was not fucking blinking you liars lmaoooooooo

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Even though it’s been a pretty rough start to the year I will never not appreciate how this team is just composed of a bunch of really likable, funny guys

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

The complete opposite of last night’s outfield celebration:

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Apparently the only team the Giants can beat are the Dodgers lmao

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

Also this tweet needs more views bc I’m right

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

I need bald, bearded Jack Quaid as Max Payne in a cinematic adaptation of Max Payne 3 so bad man…joke casting so good I thought it was real and got excited for a second

[Alex Long @MagnificentAlx]

I’m drunk and in searching for a specific post to show my friend I saw this and I just have to say I fucking love Max Payne 3 so much it’s easily in my top 5 favorite games and one day I will pontificate on that subject in a medium that doesn’t limit me to a word count