Shivam Srivastava 𝕏

SDE • Competitive Programmer • ICPC Regionalist
Into Maths, Cinema and Chess
Wannabe pop culture enthusiast

[Shivam Srivastava 𝕏 @Magnourist]

@Enola_guy12 Aap plz teen sau sattar wali thali mat lagwana date pe. Aaj kal mahaul bhot kharaab chal rha hai

[Shivam Srivastava 𝕏 @Magnourist]

@viraj_sheth Boxer Vijender Singh and Raghav Chaddha both lost to Ramesh Bidhuri in south delhi lok sabha constituency. Looks don't matter much when the wave is in your favour. However, it's hard to say anything in this particular context.

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@Adi_183 Baat Delhi ke infrastructure se bhot aage badh chuki hai. It's now about people getting crazy for the "figure"

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@VedxntR Will still consider myself a newbie 🐥

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May the Lord grant that our waists grow smaller and our biceps multiply greater

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Ganne ke juice ka dukaan hi khol lete isse accha

[Autocar India @autocarindiamag]

#E85 petrol priced at Rs 82.12 per litre in Delhi, Rs 20 less than #E20 petrol

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@malliktwts They love to sound intellectually bankrupt. Even Sanjeev Sanyal, one of the previous advisors to the PM, used to make fun of academic economists by giving a lame example of a dog and a frisbee (search for it, it's fun). What type of people are surrounding the top leadership? 🥹

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@chaiaurshaivi I struggled to find PGs in Malad and Goregaon last year 🥹. Also mumbai metro was a bit inconvenient for us especially the interchange. I was habitual of Delhi and Mumbai came as a shock to me initially. However, I miss mumbai now :(

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@Chatpatibaatein Sadly, most of the Indian twitter is like this.

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@86pushkar24 Kaha join kr liya bhai?

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@akanksha7196 Can I totally avoid protein if I wish? 🥹

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Was using Google to find a one-word term for a grown-ass man who cries, and the AI said that the word is "human."

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@ishaanad9 Why train legs if you're using them to walk every day anyway?

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@Adi_183 I don't want to face fomo. Will go on a strict samosa-kachodi diet from next week.

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@pritishposwal Inhi sb chakkaro me kuch din zameen pe mattress daal ke sona pdta hai in case the new apartment is unfurnished 😢

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@akanksha7196 There are too many slurs on social media that shouldn't even exist in the first place. The quality of language used online has hit rock bottom over the last few yrs. In India, 4chan was never particularly popular, yet we have still managed to popularize slurs on a massive scale.

[Shivam Srivastava 𝕏 @Magnourist]

Ye jo gareeb hoye hai na aadmi...

[भरत @HelloitsBharat]

Iska village small hi reh jaayega aisi harkato mai