Jeff Chapman

No one talks about liking “long walks on the beach” anymore. I don’t have anything to add to that, I’ve just noticed is all.

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@GJHJ

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@HerdMSoccer How’s the match going?

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m “old” or not. It goes back and forth, naturally depending on who I’m around. Today it’s settled. I saw Kraft mac n cheese gummies today at the gas station. Young Jeff would have lit up and bought it right away. I did not buy. Old Jeff.

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@HerdMSoccer @UnitedCoaches Deserved!

[Marshall University Men's Soccer @HerdMSoccer]

𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲!

Top-seeded Marshall welcomes 16th-seeded Stanford for a 2023 NCAA Tournament Third Round clash on Sunday at Hoops Family Field! First kick is scheduled for 1 p.m.

📎: https://t.co/k0OYMzEFEZ

#AllOrNothing // #WeAreMarshall

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If you were thinking of going to the grocery store today - DO IT! Be sure to bring your whole unhappy family. Great day to needlessly chat, make no attempt to notice you’re blocking ppl, and TAKE. YOUR. TIME. Don’t go to the grocery store today people. Save yourself!

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“No, and stop trying to give me a fucking Apple” to my dad eventually on our road trip. Typical family banter.

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“There are people in Iowa smoking cigarettes right now!” - classy ESPN commentary moment for a Marshall/JMU football game.

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Disgusting loss by MU to Georgia St. Didn’t do anything right. Nothing looked good. Rasheen Ali is the only thing that worked. Every other facet was trash. The next few games are gonna be OUCH.

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Watching this football game on CW - what a POS! It’s a blank screen during the game footage but hey I can see the commercial breaks. Why wasn’t this on ESPN+. Booo

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Well-2 or 3 people.

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The “first child” parent can vary. I just now said “eh ok you can have that bit of cheese I guess. It’s only been on the floor an hour.” Then decided to tell the world about it.

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A few years ago my primary care physician moved to using Kg when weighing me. It was awesome, they’d weigh me, say how many kilos, I’d have no clue what it was, and we move on. Everyone wins. Today that crashed and burned at my visit. NO ONE ASKED U TO CONVERT TO #! Fired.

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Marshall - don’t do me any favors in the future, trying to put the game on a traditional tv channel. Let’s just stick to ESPN+. I’ve been trying to get my damn cable box espn app to play this one game for hours. Marshall soccer games? Works GREAT.

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So far the best part of watching this Marshall Football game is seeing the Chicfila commercial for their new honey pimento chicken sandwich. Looks good. Marshall does not look good.

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Some kid near me at the pool, his name is Vanderbilt. Pretty low odds he’s a normal kid from a humble family. His first name is Vanderbilt. Update, his mom just said he has to put on sunscreen or else he can’t go skeet shooting later. I’ll keep you posted.

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I thought of a dumb TikTok. U and 1 other friend set up a scene where 1 of you starts throwing imaginary things at the other who pretends to be getting hit and you keep pelting them until they fall down and u continue. In the end someone will get actually hurt, as usual.

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No one talks about reverse searing a hot dog. May try it this week, if I feel like spoiling the fam.

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Today I noticed no matter how old you get, doctors will still ask you how your summer is going. My answers now are prob different than when I was 12 but the doctor isn’t listening anyway.

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I have feelings about Avril Lavigne being on CMAfest. I also have feelings about those feelings. WTF is going on? WHO AM I?!?!?