Magnus Parvus

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Oops, my panties are stuck down!
Maybe you can help me jam them up?

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Oh please, oh please, li'l fishy...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Why'd it have to be your Pasta Alfredo?
You're parmesan flaking my heart!

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Figure 8 knot, again...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Then at the stroke of midnight Cinderella's carriage magically changed.
And a great deal of weirdness ensues...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Yeah I know you're supposed to see weird stuff in funhouse mirrors, but this one really takes the concession stand...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

A li'l sand bed by the shoreline...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

I don't care what they say, Hindenburg. Those naysayers can get wrecked!

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Reacting upon the sudden crack in the sky, he instinctually ducked.
He ducked really hard...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

I hate this nasty weather, it can get stuffed...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Please I'm so hungry...
Bucket me harder!

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Deep southern fried in the head...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

High Cuisine...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

But you foods don't go together! It's not natural!

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

She like to duck in for the occasional bowl of pasta nudes, every now and then...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Duck à l'orange...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Man do I need to get my head quacked...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

And she gives out of this world footrubs...

[Magnus Parvus @MagnusParv93605]

Rub her back for a footrub...