Meet the 'Tolashe' of Mpumalanga: ANC Provincial Secretary Muzi Chirwa. While he holds the reigns of political power, the spoils of office seem to be a family affair. His wife holds a comfortable seat as a unit manager, but the real stir involves his daughter.
In a move that defies the struggle of thousands of qualified, starving graduates, she was fast-tracked into a senior administrative role at the Chief Albert Luthuli Municipality—allegedly bypassing the standard hurdles of internships or foundational experience. It’s a classic tale of 'who you know' trumping 'what you know,' leaving the community to wonder: is the municipality a public service, or has it become a private family estate?
Corruption personified
❌️ Salary: R 2.4million
❌️Hires a jobless friend with R1.5m salary
❌️Recieves 2 cars for ANCWL - gives them to her children
❌️Hires a nanny on a state salary and instruct nanny to give half of her salary her daughter
@MbalulaFikile
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There was no Pakistani, Somali, Nigerian, Kopanang NGO, Nyaope or any other foreign national.
No one shared our struggles, no one still does, and nobody helped us!
Hold the line, no retreat.
💔 THE BILLIONAIRE BLINDSPOT: A LEADERSHIP CRISIS
Let that sink in. While everyday South Africans are frantic about the cost of living, Cyril Ramaphosa is currently enjoying a “private” getaway in Kwekwe, touring President Mnangagwa’s farm.
And naturally, he isn't alone. He is flanked by the usual suspects of massive regional wealth—Wicknell Chivayo, Kudakwashe Tagwirei, and Paul Tungwarara.
🥂 A heartwarming little gathering of the elite! We are sure they are strictly discussing maize prices and agricultural yields—and definitely not brainstorming how to safely stash untraceable stacks of foreign currency away from prying eyes. 🫣
Maybe Cyril also took a brief timeout to check on Robert Mugabe’s youngest son? Bellarmine Chatunga Mugabe was just escorted to OR Tambo and booted back to Zimbabwe after dodging attempted murder charges and paying a massive R600,000 fine for immigration violations and pointing a toy gun.
✈️ Perhaps our President is just playing the role of the caring neighbor. Or maybe he is just looking for expert tips on how to handle a swift deportation once his own residence permit for the Union Buildings is officially revoked!
The timing is impeccable. We are a mere week away from the expected deadline for the Constitutional Court’s ruling on the Phala Phala scandal.
Is the ANC desperately hunting for another massive cash injection from ZANU-PF? 💰
The court says the judgment is at an "advanced stage". ⚖️
We say it has been loading for so long that the nation has forgotten what the original couch even looked like!
Cyril better hope his private jet has a fast flight plan back to Pretoria. It would be dreadfully awkward for him to hear his political death sentence read over a crackling farm radio while debating the price of cattle with a room full of Zimbabwean billionaires.
Dear KZN, in the 2024 national elections:
We took down ANC from 51% to 16% .
This year, let's take them down to 0%
We took down EFF from 10% to 2% .
This year, let's take them down to 0%
KZN, let's continue to cook🔥🔥🔥