MagogCartel

Prestige. Power. Profits.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Nobody even sent us a card, by the way. But that’s fine.

Now stop wasting your time with pointless sentimentality for foolish invented celebrations.

We’re not your friends, we’re your superiors. Appreciate us by working harder.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

It’s #BossesDay. You’re welcome.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Excuse us, @DOOM, how dare you?
Release the slogs.

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Doom is getting an officially licensed 'bone vodka' https://t.co/5Bsv3v7J60

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

If you see this monster, say something. Before it’s too late for you.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Don’t be fooled, be vigilant.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Don’t be fooled, be vigilant.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

We’re launching a series of public safety posters. Don’t be fooled, be vigilant.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Vandalising cartel communication media is a crime.

[Xavier De Coster @zulag]

@MagogCartel I'd go even further!

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

We are aware of some recent communications from criminal gangs and we are following the trail of evidence that will bring them to justice. Do not be concerned, keep working.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

The idea that anyone could gain unauthorised access to our communications channels is ridiculous. There’s nothing to see here. Stop your idle speculation and get back to work.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

#InternationalJokeDay

What do you get if you cross a Slog with a Paramite?

No, we don’t know either... but will someone please get the Vykkers on the line?

[Oddworld @OddworldInc]

It's #InternationalJokeDay today! Send us your best jokes- bonus points if they're Oddworld themed 😉

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Us: Knock knock.
You: Who’s there?
Us: Your company mandated work inspector.
You: My company mandated work inspector... who?
Us: Just get back to work.
#InternationalJokeDay

[Oddworld @OddworldInc]

It's #InternationalJokeDay today! Send us your best jokes- bonus points if they're Oddworld themed 😉

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

@OddworldInc So are you.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Here’s one for you:

How many Mudokons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

It should only take 14 seconds and then he must return to his allocated daily tasks.
And he doesn’t need a ladder, he can stand on a rickety brew crate.
#InternationalJokeDay

[Oddworld @OddworldInc]

It's #InternationalJokeDay today! Send us your best jokes- bonus points if they're Oddworld themed 😉

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

@OddworldInc Looks tasty.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Hey! That is NOT what those vendos are for. Stop that. Get back to work.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

We wouldn’t trouble ourselves with such things. That male looks familiar though, what species is he?

[Oddworld @OddworldInc]

Hey everyone, seems like the @MagogCartel had a hand in a time mixup for our slot on IGN. You can catch Lorne talking about Oddworld: Soulstorm on IGN Live at E3 today, 4:12PM PT/12:12AM BST https://t.co/slHsvCsGTi

In the meantime here's a pic of LL getting ready

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

Rivals? You think there’s anyone that can rival us?

We’d laugh at that suggestion, if laughing wasn’t a pointless waste of time that would be better spent counting our moolah.

[Casey Davis @Fennec_Fyre]

@MagogCartel @OddworldInc Ever considered making glukkon donuts out of your corporate rivals?

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

@OddworldInc You, imbeciles: it’s #nationaldonutday
Us, industrial giants: Hold our brew.

[MagogCartel @MagogCartel]

You’ll have to answer to us anyway.

[Aaron @Azzombie97]

@OddworldInc If you don't get it at this price then you'll have to answer to the @MagogCartel