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[MW @Magos_West]

@PrivAxcel I've liked Europe every time I've visited. There's parts I didn't like, and I don't think I'd want to actually live there, but it was lovely every time.

[Chuck Finley @repeal_19]

@helloCIA Idk I got to kill a lot of people and be paid
Way better than being a bitter fgt coward

[Breekio @CheekiBreekio]

thank you gaben

[MW @Magos_West]

@RetardedBLM B'yeah

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Our message to corporate America is simple: We’re not going to let you lay off American workers so you can replace them with cheap foreign labor.

https://t.co/Ct7CGfaGDp

[Bas @tbaszt]

I emailed Gabe Newell asking if it was true that he spent months practicing Mongolian throat singing at the Valve office

he fucking replied

[MW @Magos_West]

@nolan_173843 @Retro1872 @BobJohnson30722 @FTrabalhadora @oliverhenry @Colette_MAGA If it's darker the pedestrians will have to pay closer attention to!

[MW @Magos_West]

@HardcoreHarold2 @GeorgeRoush Those MRAPS actually did have regular Xbox controllers in them

[MW @Magos_West]

@nolan_173843 @Retro1872 @BobJohnson30722 @FTrabalhadora @oliverhenry @Colette_MAGA Wow we should make sure school zones and bus stops are pitch black then for maximum safety

[Caleb @CalebSol]

Still the best tweet

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

Here’s a political compass showing where happy and unhappy people sit. GSS 1990-2024.

In both sexes, very happy people sit right on economics and lean socially conservative. Unhappy people sit left.

[Aubrey___K @Aubrey___K]

Happy Wife calls you because her tires are low season to all who celebrate.

[MW @Magos_West]

@Retro1872 @BobJohnson30722 @FTrabalhadora @oliverhenry @Colette_MAGA Sorry that I didn't progress past thinking that removing safety margins isn't a safety feature

[MW @Magos_West]

@BobJohnson30722 @FTrabalhadora @oliverhenry @Colette_MAGA Paradoxically, leaving loaded firearms off-safe and unsecured around children is actually safer, because the danger forces everyone in the house to stay alert and pay attention.

[cat of the day @catoftoday]

Ohoho what is that I hear behindst me, mayhaps I TWIST aroud and take an peep for mineself

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Our 83-year-old Christian grandmother was euthanised against her will under Canada's assisted dying system - she died covered in blood with her hands clasped in prayer https://t.co/u50K1sT75X

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

therapy is such a funny concept

“wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”

[Zee @MhaskarChief]

It's over for Radiologists