José Neto

Tudo tem seu tempo basta a hora certa chegar..⚽☢️

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@FoxSportsBrasil Csa

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Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed. Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways. http://t.co/negwRftX0h

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I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind. http://t.co/FlQKeQyBhy

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de bobeira em kasa....

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Small town waitresses have either been there for 26 years or it's their first day. http://t.co/GwWImSym

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Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup. http://t.co/jkRcKoqU

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http://t.co/Eagatra7 You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no.

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Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it. http://t.co/lAdJ7D2z

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http://t.co/uMHqMXn1 Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

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I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. http://t.co/Eagatra7

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http://t.co/FweWzgo1 Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work?

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http://t.co/Eagatra7 Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

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Piratas Boys F.C fez 73.14 pontos na ultima rodada do #cartolafc http://t.co/c5FX7ipL

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Esperando ansioso para assistir o jogo do Verdão... Quarta recheada de surpresas será?

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Descansado agora, pelada foi xêta gerals...

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indo jogar agora... Estilo a la Neymar...

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assistindo o jogo na globo. Tá muito morgado.

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Palmeiras é garra mesmo sem disputar nada e ainda descemu o pau dale porko...

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Vasko vice de novo...

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acordei agora final de semana vai pegar fogo no brasileirão.