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Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant!

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Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant! Books available now from our shiny new website.

Get off the telly and into a good book!

Number stamped and signed first edition copies still available with a personalised message and magpie stickers.

#Satire #independentbusiness

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Satire Saturdays (Satire-days?!)
Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant! OUT NOW!
Don't buy from Amazon, buy it here at our fancy independent website:
https://t.co/OOXBrCeacf
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"We need to be able to say swear words. We need to be able to say... fuck. It's a gateway for creativity, it's a form of protest, and it's good for us."

- Nicolas Cage, History of Swear Words (Netflix)

Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant!
Get in touch for your copy!

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@TBONTB_Official @RishiPersad1 Wow!

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"It's fucking hilarious and exactly what you need right now!" - @eyuptakecare

#whatyouneed #poetry #lockdown #hardlockdown #satire

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Poetry has never been more popular! In America they deliver beautiful, inspiring poems. Here in the UK it's a little more bland and we just say what we see.

Email [email protected] for a limited edition print copy of Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant!

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Just posted a photo @ UK https://t.co/XJWnRf9h18

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Well here we go again, another bloody lockdown. This is getting ON MY TITS.
Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant!
OUT NOW on any device through Amazon Kindle: https://t.co/UiSTJE82Lm
For print copies of the extended book please ask #satire #lockdown #onmytits #poems

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Just posted a photo @ UK https://t.co/ywrqFW85MP

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Just posted a photo @ UK https://t.co/s7ElcyXETV

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Ranked #23 on Amazon's Hot New Releases in Satire Fiction!

Just behind that new release Animal Farm by George Orwell which came in at #20.

Link in bio! @ UK https://t.co/CyAhabGzGh

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Off to the printers today.. but like every great Brexit deal we probably won't be keeping our promise and the limited edition first run print copies may or may not won't be ready in time for Christmas.. either way they're looking brill! #lockdownispleasantwhenyourenotapeasant

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@garyvee Dude you know there's like 9 or more fan written seasons online somewhere? People loved it so much they kept it going but only in script form!

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No Kindle? No worries! Share out the bog roll, share out the apps!

You can read Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant! on any device, even your laptop, you just need the free Kindle App!

https://t.co/UiSTJE82Lm

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OUT NOW! Lockdown is Pleasant When You're Not a Peasant!
A digital scrapbook collection of hilarious and foul-mouthed lockdown poems with such titles as 'Share Out the Bog Roll (You Pricks!)', 'Where's the Pissing Flour?' and 'Zoom Wankers!'.

https://t.co/UiSTJE82Lm