Bee 🐝

I talk shit and i’m usually either selling drinks or drunk. 🍹✨

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

Not me accidentally following someone I know from my secret instagram account instead of my main instagram account and them accepting the follow request… FML.

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

@_EvelynHollow I WILL be seeing you in Nottingham this time around! 💖

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

When me and my ex were together, for the last 2 years he “couldn’t” take a single weekend off work because they “needed him to be there”. Now he’s dating someone new he is off work all the time doing things with them. Prime example of, if he wanted to he would.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

Oh the lack of honesty in people…

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Have you ever tried.... this one?

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

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[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

Oh boy do I love ordering a co-ord and being sent 2 of the top and 0 skirt. And now the skirt is sold out… Thanks ASOS 👎🏻 @ASOS_news

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

So like, collectively the internet hasn’t seen a baby hippo before or am I missing something here?

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

Always go to the hairdresser on a Friday or a Saturday so I can casually get wine drunk while I get my hair done… Best form of pre-drinks. 😂

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

@thornyzyra She needs to be on the next Star Guardian/Star Nemesis line up…

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

Just confirmed… I’M GOING TO THE ERAS TOUR! 😭😭😭

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

I have this one friend I’ve known for a couple years now, we don’t talk or see each each other very often at all but we always send each other funny/cute Guinea pig videos that we see on instagram… For me that is the perfect adult friendship. 👌🏻

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

The pure SHADE on this album that sounds so beautiful and delicate is sending me over the edge… 💀💀💀 #TSTTPD

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

It’s 2am. ✌️🕑 Now that you’re a member of THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, you may access 15 additional files from the Chairman. #TTPDTheAnthology is out now! 🤍 https://t.co/orxR4Excs6

[MORGAN @morgancrawf]

FUNNY HOW AS A KID U HATE SPANKING, NAPS, AND VEGETABLES . GROW UP ITS YA FAVOURITE THINGS 🤣👍

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

The soundtrack to April is people getting their lawnmowers back out after winter.

[Jolene Cuisine @_jolenecuisine]

Draco Malfoy’s dad on his way to beat the shit out of Dobby.

[Bee 🐝 @Magpiee_]

This picture is now my go-to response for pretty much everything:

[MORGAN @morgancrawf]

The way some people are so openly, consistently poisonous on here towards everyone and everything is… it can’t feel good to use social media like that.. 🤷🏼‍♀️