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[Cook @NUFCcook]

Man Utd journalists have easiest job in world

Churn out any old fake slop and plastics across the world will lap it up

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🙌

[ben @benhatesnufc]

Mr Newcastle United, our best ever signing.

Dragging us through this season on his back every single game, I’d die for him.

[WallsendMag @pubester]

@CharIieBennett Only if he gets a haircut.

[Jimbo IV @biggulper69]

If sports betting is gay then slap my ass and call me a queer then

[. @Magsss_RJP]

@NUFCBD Changed from 150m n two strikers to 125m and one striker, club wants to pull there finger out coz all the decent work that’s been put in all summer is out the window if we don’t bother to bring in another striker. We can’t rely on Gordon if woltemade gets injured.

[. @Magsss_RJP]

@NUFCBD

[. @Magsss_RJP]

@NUFCBD

[Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags]

Played for his club ✅
Played alongside his brother ✅
Won our first domestic trophy for 70 years ✅
Scored in the Champions League ✅
Scored in the Premier League ✅
Scored in the FA Cup ✅
Scored in the League Cup ✅

You’ve more than lived the dream, and you’ve represented our club, our city and our people superbly along the way. Thank you @seanlongstaff97 and good luck for the future. 🖤🤍

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

The difference in the substitutions between the 2 teams here sum up where #NUFC are. Horrendous display but we have done brilliantly to be where we are given there isn't much quality outside of our starting 11. Do the business in our home games I am confident we will be alright.

[Nic @AD_N_P]

“Trust me, one day you will get your club back and it will be everything you wanted it to be”

#NUFC

[Amy8829 @amyalby2904]

Anthony Gordon you absolute shithouse you

#ARSNEW

[. @Magsss_RJP]

@tculer4 @Rob_G1979 @DeadlineDayLive @GraemeBailey He’s clear of gavi u bum

[. @Magsss_RJP]

@beINSPORTS_EN @AndyKerrtv Deserved fuck all spineless team with a shite manager

[. @Magsss_RJP]

@SlothyVlogs @Nufc2Everything Rested apparently , James Bunce in charge now as performance director so managing his load so not to have a set back like last season

[Josh @joshpearson180]

That’s fucking superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ben Hadlington @Benhadlington1]

This is an open letter to Gareth Southgate.

Dear Gareth,

Play 2 out and out wingers, play foden as the 10 and Bellingham and rice in the middle. And tell Harry Kane he’s a striker not a centre back.

Kind Regards

Every England fan

[. @Magsss_RJP]

The fucking boys man 🔥

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Joey x Bruno 😮‍💨