Siphiwe Mahlangu

If you still see me with hair, consider yourself lucky, because I am balding, and that is evidence, that drip is not forever.

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

@iamtbotouch howzit, just saw you at the airport, mind if I sit in on the show next time?

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

I need a long overs/under slip that's gonna give me a mitre🤧

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

Superbowl weekend? Maybe a return to betway 🤧

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

In the history of 2023, chiefs didn't disappoint today 😭😭😭😭

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

☠️☠️☠️

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

I will leave this here.

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

Martha Wash🎉 is the American version of Brenda Fassie
True legend.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

when i see someone use excel short keys

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

So many US athletes collapsing mid games, it must be the vaccine. But no one will take accountability.

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

The strongest person I've seen easy.
I struggle to lift a gear box one man 😭😭😭😭

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

Imagine if Manchester decided to keep Henrikh Mkhitaryan over buying Bruno Fernandes 🙄

[AntonKreil @AntonKreil]

Not been able to visit the U.S. for 3 years even though I have Millions of Dollars invested in the country.

That's because I'm unvaxxed.

However a U.S. unvaxxed citizen can leave and return because Covid only chooses unvaxxed foreign passport holders.

Science!

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

☠️ They not fine with the west, they haven't noticed yet.

[Dalton Johnson @DaltonJ_Johnson]

No Steph, no Wiggins and the Warriors are up 115-98 on the Grizzlies

"Nah, I'm fine in the West."

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

@RealSkipBayless I wish somebody can can change your name from Skip Bayless, to Skip Pointlsss.

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

🕯️To make a big W on betway before YEF

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

We do not have the capacity...

[SLUG @generalslug]

i could watch these all day

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

A few years later, but what if the warriors are tanking in order to get Wembenyama?

[Siphiwe Mahlangu @MahSip]

Shouldn't have, couldnt have, all in the past, we here now...

[Ben Stinar @BenStinar]

Whispers: The Brooklyn Nets should have never gotten rid of D'Angelo Russell, Caris LeVert, Jarrett Allen, Spencer Dinwiddie and Kenny Atkinson .....