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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light

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Old oxen tread hard. - German Proverb

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The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

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Ernest Hemingway~ Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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Charles Franklin Kettering~ You cant have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye