Mahalie Orlando

@sacstate alumni | Spouse to @h_m_orlando | Avid sports fan | Self-proclaimed coffee snob | You probably know me as Mahalie Oshiro

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

"You taught me the courage of stars before you left. How light carries on endlessly, even after death. With shortness of breath, you explained the infinite, how rare and beautiful it is to even exist."
cc: @sleepingatlast

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

I stumbled upon the interview with @katienolan on the @LeBatardShow from October and you may not see this, Katie, but thank you for helping me get through a dark place in my life when you were also going through a dark place yourself. You will always be my hero. LYMI.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

I've been working and have the Warriors vs Celtics game on in the background, suddenly I look up and the Warriors are down 50+ and mumbled "wtf" before returning back to work, but damn that's embarrassing.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

Doing some content under #TheDataReport.

People outside of California, what is the first city you think of when you do think of the state?

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

Data analyst here trying to build up my portfolio. This week’s ongoing project is about voter registration, please fill out this short(ish) survey to help:
https://t.co/lKaSPK7HC6

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

Hey all,

I’m looking for any data analyst (or really any analyst) position right now.

I’m good with SQL, Python, Tableau, and Advanced Excel plus have a lot of statistical analysis experience.

If you know anyone who is hiring, please send them my way. I have a resume ready.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

Some random guy commentating at the Cal vs. USC game: The Houston Astros have won their second World Series in five years.
Me: We’re counting their 2017 World Series appearance as a win!?
#DodgerFan #BaseballFan #HoustonTrashros #WorldSeries

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

This again, but now I'm stressed because I have a child.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

No one tells you how overwhelming applying for jobs right out of college is. Like I get why, but a heads up would’ve been nice.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

@JAl_DEN @PairofThieves Honestly, they really are my fav.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

I'm not sure my brain is processing this, but rest in peace after life well lived, your majesty.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

So looking forward to seeing this game tomorrow!

[Sacramento Republic FC @SacRepublicFC]

From 103 teams down to 2.

#LFG | #USOC2022

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

Not me finding this out at 10pm… rest in the most peace, Vin Scully! Thank you for the late nights when I couldn’t sleep. Thank you for reminding me to dream again. https://t.co/eP6OoQ54Ux

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

@dwilsonjourno @mcclatchy @sacstate Congratulations!

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

@JAl_DEN

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

@katebarstool Spork is like “I don’t understand.”

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

No one tells you how overwhelming applying for jobs right out of college is. Like I get why, but a heads up would’ve been nice.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

I completed all the necessary requirements for my bachelor’s degree on Tuesday. I graduate tomorrow (05/21/22) and I still feel guilty for playing Madden 22 like it’s not the end of the semester and I’m picking things up in the fall… someone explain this to me.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

It’s after 2am, I’m still on this adrenaline rush from finishing my last finals, and I’m 15 mins into the penultimate episode of @NBCThisisUs and I’m crying at Beth (@skelechiwatson) talking with Rebecca (@TheMandyMoore) and I’m not ready for this series to end.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

@JAl_DEN Personally, I used an excel spreadsheet to organize them all.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

A little late to the game, but @AvrilLavigne’s new(ish) album is not something I ever knew I needed.

[Mahalie Orlando @MahalieOrlando]

@katienolan @AppleTVPlus @StephenNelson @hunterpence @HeidiWatney I really love rooting for you in whatever you do! If I’m not at work, I’ll definitely try to watch! Lymi!