jd

Being happy is a very personal thing—and it really has nothing to do with anyone else

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

I went to a restaurant with a coworker and we both wanted to pay for each others food so the waiter just looked at me and said “you have a strong presence and personality. I’m gonna go with whatever you say” and I think that was the best compliment I’ve ever received.

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

Nothing like trying to force yourself to have water

[Pdizzle @dms_out]

White people want you to tell your business at work and if you don’t you’re labeled “not a team player”

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Tell you dad to stop looking dusty.

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

I’m so jealous of people that are able to sleep on planes. My anxiety would never.

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

Oh my fucking god YES!!!!

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

Girl, same.

[M.Nunez @MariaDNunez1]

Everyday I say I hope I hit the lotto, but I don’t even play the lotto so?

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, & loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I’ll rise.

-Maya Angelou

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I don't think there is a God, but if there is, his name is Jon Stewart.

[Ride The Wave🏄🏽‍♂️🌊 @FinesseTheWave]

How unbothered are you?

Me:

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

@ElvisDuranShow playing ‘Year 300’ by the Jonas Brothers rn and I’m losing my mind. literally started screaming in my car. #BestMorningEVER

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

Fresh eyebrows change your entire appearance.

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

If Jersey can just lower its taxes a little bit then fuck yeah

[leesuh @Lisa_Dorkhman]

So far New Jersey doesn’t have a ban on abortions, we don’t pump our own gas, and we have pork roll. So try me again and say NJ isn’t the best state bitch

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

BBB

[jd @Mahalo_Jade]

Amby and Dexter 😭😭😭