Maham

Livin like Pakalu Papito.

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

haha @Google

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

Me - “where is this cake from?”
Nano - “baba shapiyaray se”
Zainab - “who is baba shapiyara”

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

@Grey_A_ یے کیا لکھا ہے

[Saif @LowkeySaif0]

I feel like my cultural perspective is becoming to insulated in the brown community, what are white folks talking about nowadays?

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

@Apple is making too much money off these damn glass phone screens, second time I broke mine in less than a 4 month span.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Military to trans people: "We're cool. Sorry about that. President Demento likes to Tweet stuff. Ignore him." https://t.co/ja4BFLPtJU

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

Facebook stresses me out.

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

fuck being sad its 2017 we positive as hell from now on. call up your boy and tucc him into bed. kiss a bird. ride a horse bitch. we happy.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Yawn in the club to see who's checkin you out.

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

Missed most of this, and it was still lit. https://t.co/CzzSrYubyz

[autumn cs @Akitron]

Me explaining Ramadan and Eid to non Muslims: ok so the moon right

[• @amk]

This just happened in Canada.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

It's not that I'm judging you, I've just decided immediately that you're not for me.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Ya know what Guacamole, I'm extra too.

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

#INDvPAK #ICCTrophy2017

[Colin. @ColinTheBaptist]

Barack Obama. Everyday https://t.co/lgR2AL34xw

[Maham @Maham_Abbasi]

Suggestion for @DisneyPixar... recreate Life-Size but have a male lead & cast @ZacEfron #yourewelcome