mahbruhs2.0

[m0ppu @myluckymop]

The other day I opened a stream, instant 30 second ad. Whatever, it’s fine. Stream starts playing, I decide to increase the quality to 1080p. Instantly plays a 2 minute ad. Closed the site immediately. These people clearly don’t want me using it

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

girls be stashing their tummy in their pants like it’s a glock

[Night @AllGlassEmpty]

i feel so fucking bad for you julius holy fuck man 😭

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

“Small minority”

250k raped, at a minimum. Was the curry worth that you fat cuck?

[#1Miscreant @Chappytoa]

A lot of men are like this because they were ugly as kids and grew up as social outcasts. Even after self improvement they’re too socially maladjusted to talk to girls because of their school days. This doesn’t mean the man is abusive. Abusive men get girlfriends rather easily.

[ayuwokeean1 @ayuwokeean1]

Thank god for nexusmods

[Blake @keepweedillegaI]

Women describing the most vile despicable creature they can imagine: “Ok imagine an awkward manlet”

[🧸e @mygirlystuff2]

If sex is so traumatizing why do yall keep having it with everyone

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

"We have a slur we use for all you nons, but you're not allowed to say it or else it's hateful"

Huh

[Elijah Kai | Thank You Lynch @ElijahKaiVA]

I love that a lot of the criticism I've seen towards Digital Circus comes from people who love Undertale and Deltarune and fail to realize that a lot of those same criticisms can be applied to those.

"Why is it trying to make me feel bad for Flowey? He's a TERRIBLE person."

[sovioo @ssovioo]

i need tank players to stop larping on this app because theres genuinely not ONE single Tank that is shit right now

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

>’goyim of the year’
>gives him a ‘Jewish’ nose
this is the end result of the term ‘goyim’ becoming universal and used among actual retards (Brazilian)

[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild]

Something wonderful about a guy who knows his job and takes pride in excellent execution.

[Minerva  @MinveraBot]

>Be Ribbit
>Do normal friendship shit
>Jax reacts and threatens her
>Isolates her to the point she abstracts
>Somehow Ribbit is at fault

I hate this side of the fandom who want to off load any personal responsibility from Jax and make everyone else around him the problem.

[IronManNo.28 @RhockoHarrison]

Fav thing about this is the amount of non black people reducing Stevie Wonder to "a black guy" to own Goose. I haven't seen a single post actually saying the man's name.

[Aleksander Ætelmann @ArchitectOracle]

i love you

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

The true difference between left and right wing is whether your takeaway for this is "he ruined that kid's life for $2200" or "that kid ruined his life for $2200".
Everything else is downstream from that.

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

You can work your fingers to the bone, build a life for yourself, but at the end of the day you always know you will never be her

[scarlista shady facts and updates @bolsheevikatara]

everyone hates poke and simultaneously wants to nerf any character capable of contesting poke how does that work