MB

Crypto Investor | Globe Trotter 🌍 @guessdotmeme

[MB @Mahdii94]

LA is my happy place 🤪 #maybach

[🔮🧘🏽‍♀️ @ballarina_]

She literally owns every single thing they advertise on Temu 😭

[Faris @yourfavchef_]

دي معظم تتبيلات الفراخ اللي ممكن تحتاجوها في المطبخ سواء كنتوا بتعملوا دايت أو عايزين تجهزوا أكل عادي وتحطوه في الفريزر يبقى جاهز على التسوية

هكتبلكم المقادير والوصفات لكل واحدة فيهم تحت علشان تقدروا ترجعولهم في أي وقت تحبوه، وان شاء الله تعتمدوا عليهم على طول بعد كده

[HSTikkyTokky @HSTIKKYTOKKY4]

Anyone who got the jab is a robot. Bet they feeling real silly now 😂

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Did you also use your M&S cleaning products to wipe down the yoga mats fck ngga

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

there's a million dollars in your computer you just have to press the right buttons to get it out

[Summerisle @LairdSummerisle]

HMRC now threatening 'side hustles' like selling used clothes, yet this is completely immoral and illogical.

Selling used clothes isn't income. It's a partial refund of already taxed income on an item on which VAT was charged.

Income Tax is fast becoming a transaction tax.

[wolf @sharpinvestr]

He proposed it then the real people that run the country made sure he stayed in line

[Luke @LK__1998]

Well day one and you’ve turned the weather machine off, this isn’t a great start pal

[27. @dimvji]

two days at your parents house can undo years of personal growth

[Jonny @JScho12]

Perfect crime until he booked an uber in his own name hahaha

[MB @Mahdii94]

@thehonestletter Only worth it if you’re making a £100k+ salary

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[senfre @senfre_]

We used to own half the globe now we cover our houses with dairy products because we can’t afford AC

[Tiago @wbetiago]

My place came with AC and I paid 5K to get it removed and installed proper windows and blinds instead

AC actually warms the outside air which contributes for climate change

Just close the blinds during the day and get the same effect... Plus save some money

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

Yall doing too much ! Who tf shooting THC(weed) in the veins? Please don’t try this and start dying from being dumb 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

this how the weed in high school use to have you…the weed these days be having you overthinking & hating your life

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We really saved America before GTA 6

[Linda @Lin_DAO_]

bodegas are selling peptides now… this is the future

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

The UK economy basically works like this:

Get paid £2,000.

Give £900 to a landlord. Give £200 to the council. Give £150 to energy companies. Give £300 to supermarkets. Give £300 to car insurance and fuel.

Spend the rest surviving until next payday.

Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for £37,000 in 1988 about how you need to stop buying coffees and cancel subscriptions.