Valentine Mahero

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

You guys, Are your bundles finishing fast or is it me who is seeing my own things? Yani ata airtel wameamua kutukamua namna hii akiamungu. Who will save us from these godamn corporations, 500MB nimeingia twitter dakika kumi naambiwa data is 75% used.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

I’m probably the only Nigga that get fresh as hell & Neva take no pictures 😂

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

There’s absolutely nothing on God’s green earth that you can do to please a woman.

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

How do people eat breakfast? I wake up with zero appetite and just starve till noon😭

[Kashif Raza @simplykashif]

I have noticed that whenever you help someone financially, you eventually lose both that person and your money.

Have you experienced this?

[Nancy 🇰🇪 @nancy_p11]

Sasa kama marashi ya 5k ni fake, hii yenye huwa tunapimiwa na sindano ya ng'ombe ni nini mungu wangu 😂😂🤔

[xayosoa @xayosoa]

crazy how all these hoes gon end up wanting a husband

[𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐮𝐬 @mentormqsculus]

Women want to cuck you, see you out of shape & simping for them

Your family wants you safe, with a good job, not some crazy superstar

Your friends don't want you to shine brighter than them

You have to want it more than everyone else.

You're alone in this war bro.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Every continent before civilization, before every race even met each other, collectively took away women's rights. Chose their arranged marriages for them, restricted their sexuality to virginity until marriage.

There were no Zoom calls. No internet. How did 6 different races on 6 different continents all come to the SAME conclusion about women?

White, Black, Asian, Latino, Indian, Arab - ALL practiced the same thing and you are fucking telling me there isn't a solid reason behind it?

Since women were allowed to choose their own partners, look at the rate of single motherhood? From 5% to 40%+ in one generation.

Since women were allowed to not be virgins, look at the rate of prostitution, OnlyFans, abortion? Millions of abortions a year.

The best generation of kids, the best schools, the safest streets, the strongest society and civilization was when your rights were restricted.

You think your great-great-grandfather was dumb? The man who built a house with no tools, fought lions, survived wars - you think HE was dumb and you are smart because you have TikTok?

They restricted you because they LEARNED. Every man learned that if you give a woman unlimited sexual freedom, society collapses. Family collapses. Kids suffer.

You call it oppression. They called it order. And their order worked for 5000 years.

Your freedom hasn't worked for 50.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

the funniest people are not comedians, it’s the people in the TikTok comment section😭😭

[𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖊𝖒 🍒 @thebaddiegalore]

this is actually my biggest issue with dating as whole. whole routine thrown off, habits disrupted, discipline tested just because you want to spend quality time with someone lol

[DirtyDomDom @DirtyDomDom]

End of an era. 💔

The aura of special attractions is officially dead in WWE.

For 24 years, Brock Lesnar made every appearance feel like must see television.

Thank you, Beast. 🐐

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

John Cena
Aj Styles
Brock Lesnar

Have all retired in the last months.

END OF AN ERA.

[⛷️ @whoisfolu]

When you finally own a gun and you hear someone breaking in at 3am.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

Brock Lesnar has officially retired from WWE.

#WWERAW

[cow @cowincrisis]

jesus turns water into wine and everybody go crazy. i turn grass into milk and nobody bats an eye

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Roman Reigns was asked what did he say to Seth Rollins at the end of their match:

“’It’s always been me and you.’ Since FCW. Since The Red Rooster was b*tching at us. It’s always been me and Seth. It’s always been the two of us.

Even in The Shield, we knew what it was. We knew Ambrose was a wild hair, but we knew we were the guys that were going to change this place. We’re the pioneers of this place. When people left, when people were scared and they ran off, we held the fort down.”

(WWE SummerSlam Post-Show)

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[a @comfortcafex]

Can an apology like this really be enough?