Mahh 🦉

a guy with a simple mind.

[n. @ihaveamanners]

btw cleaning your room is like getting your life back on track

[Ingri Pauline, CSCS @IngriPauline]

That's actually crazy when you say it like that

[Chadwick “LANK” Gains III @LANKdevteam]

Front, right, back, left.

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

Me watching myself draft Jaylen Waddle

[Ricky Vaughn @dvigilrpg]

Not sure if this is ragebait or you just really dont understand what is going on here.

So allow me to Man-splain this to you.

We have no issue with women wearing revealing workout clothing.

In fact, god-bless you for it, without that, we would be staring at sweaty guys instead of your labia.

The issue is, you want to go to the gym with your labia hanging out, then make a TikTok video all pissed that men are looking at your labia, then demand that man be canceled.

So go to the gym, work out half naked and shut the fuck up when you get the male attention you clearly want.

Hope this helps

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

Checking fantasy team 10 times a day

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

He died a warriors death. See you in Valhalla, brother ✊🏼

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

never deleting this app

[Nina Infinity @Nina7Infinity]

Classic. 😂

[William Wheelwright @ploughmansfolly]

I remember in high school the first time a girl rolled up to school wearing the cheek-accentuating, crack-delineating technology, trimmed along the waistline with a hot pink band. It sent us lads into an apoplectic frenzy. We had no defense against it. We were doomed.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Walking into the gym today to see what all the ladies are wearing to “own Shane Gillis”

[Bask @baskgod]

Nothing fires white women up like rallying about fucking nothing

[Sina 🗝️⚡ BI Report @Snz_BTC]

Literally impossible to eat healthy outside anymore.

[T @westcoastwashed]

If someone asks you if they should play fantasy football just show them this chart

[Hayden Winks @HaydenWinks]

how valuable each pick has been in fantasy

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me trying to act normal as my fantasy percentage keeps dropping throughout the day:

[GUYANESEHOE @YVESLOVER911]

Went out last night by myself thinking my night would be a movie but it was just this

[Lessons @onlypreneurs]

your future is shaped by the habits you repeat, not the goals you set.