funkyjane

hey all. #freelaughs at my #thoughts

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

I’m really looking forward to finding love. Like that real stuff.

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

That mercury retrograde bringing in past lovers for them to tell me how great I was.
Thanks. ✌️

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

Ten years in a place I had no clue where it was ✨

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Yep, I can get used to this. #portland #downtown #HomeSweetHome

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My nachos today

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

Funkin up the 75 hard challenge. Feeling like a gahdamn beast

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

I’ve been winning at my neighborhood but nothing group. First some awesome art, then a meditation pillow, now a healthy rabbits foot fern. WINNING FOR FREE

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

Weird day? Check to make sure your panties aren’t inside out — advise from me 😅

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

To the sexy guy walking into IKEA as I was walking out. When you took off your sunglasses to keep our eye contact; I melted…. Fucked me on the meatball counter.

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

also loving “nothing good happens after 11 PM.”

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

And routine is key

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I really enjoy this Bing sober thing, it is giving me more time in my day.

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

Oh and the air guitar

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I’m all for it. Drum solo papi

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

There’s always that one guy air drumming at karaoke

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My dog was previously a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader - she’s got that high energy, really pumps up the crowd

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

“I love Vancouver BC” a Kansas girl

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Been waiting for this for a long time ✨

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

Hey @Sethrogen I’m headed up to Vancouver BC - any good comedy club recommendations?

[funkyjane @MahleeJane]

Day 5 of 75
Feels good. No alcohol is my favorite sense of clearness.