Robert

Jokes off trends & headlines. I do standup and advertising.

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

@pacers I need a job

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

It’s hard making a joke that lands most of them fly under the radar

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

What is a banana doing in the fridge? It must have slipped my mind. #bubblegumjoke

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Make a joke about a blind guy wanting to see a menu. Excuse me! Does the number one happen to come with a side?

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

I’m homeless so it’s hard getting into places. I lie to them. Tell them I’m a hiker. If he’s a black guy I say I was at the gym.

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

A blind guy walked in a restaurant and wanted his meal to be served a la carte. I said you can’t order off the menu.

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

It’s how she grew them

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Give it up for your host she doesn’t always hear good job 👍 #suicidemic #austin #texas #mondaynight

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Painful watch as always because they needed a little more time to kill

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

I’m a handyman and was asked do women try to get me to fix things for them after their dates. I haven’t had any issues.

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Kim Kardashian as Spider-Man. In it for the long haul

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

I’m skeptical. Try these on 🥸

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

I went to the chiropractor and found I have a rib out. I asked if it was broken he said yea. Like it was sticking out. Like I should have known the whole time. I was becoming another man. My body is overflowing with joy. #normalpain should have been made of leaves

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Why do you want a job as a busser? Trying to make ends meet

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Writing a good joke about leather is hard because I don’t want to wear it out

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

I’ve got harry and the henderson feet

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

Writing a joke about leather is tougher than it looks

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

I know it like a kitchen cabinet.

I’d start hiding a gun in a drawer.

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

@nypost He didn’t get into his safety school

[Robert @MahoganyJonesIV]

@PatMcAfeeShow 🤘