Shorty Mahoney

[Shorty Mahoney @MahoneyShorty]

@GardensFinest @BigCountryRanch @FreeRoscoe00 @LoudOutside Have you ever directly dealt with the criminal justice system in any capacity whatsoever? Curious. Speeding tickets don’t count…

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@GardensFinest @BigCountryRanch @FreeRoscoe00 @LoudOutside I’m anxiously awaiting the outcome of course. Bad guy who tortures people went to prison. I will sleep soundly. You seem a bit racist though. You might want to seek help for removing the big chip on your shoulder.

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@actingliketommy @the_wolfe_mama @EllaFrei17 You are an excellent author of engagement farming. An actor worthy of the highest accolades for the amount of instant vitriol you generate. Bravo.

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@GardensFinest @BigCountryRanch @FreeRoscoe00 @LoudOutside ALL violent criminals should get serious time. He should NOT get less than he got. Sex offenders should be given the death penalty. You seem to equivocate instead of advocating for that simple adjustment. He’s a predator.

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@GardensFinest @BigCountryRanch @FreeRoscoe00 @LoudOutside Stay focused on the NBA. This sort of thing is too big for your limited imagination. Far more important what the Bucks are doing and who got the triple double. Even though you live with your Auntie still.

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@TiredOfDaReight @GarbageHuman24 They’re 2% of the country’s population and heavily Democratic politically leaning policy-wise. They’re a problem. Get over yourself.

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@ThomasPowe88788 @Ojo_Kritico And they will lose. No attorney will take the case

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@BombshellNana @SenWarren @Eli_Fit1 I pay zero to use Twitter. How is it you have to pay?

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@James5479666501 @TheBabylonBee You would make a great Spock in the remake no doubt. Well played.

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@James5479666501 @TheBabylonBee The joke went over your head. Babylon Bee is a satire site. I await the results of the general election now with even greater anticipation for the state of Texas.

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@James5479666501 @TheBabylonBee I guess that Harvard masters degree and the subsequent degree in divinity didn’t have any coursework regarding satire. You will not be a senator my man. Looks like Texas state legislature is pretty much the (foreseeable) peak.

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@vodkasnowflake Yup. Nowhere near that shithole.

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@vodkasnowflake That an of course lit a few buses on fire. Cuz that’s normal. Bunch of sav’s.

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@darthnebix Well I guess only one person got shot when someone started blasting inside of Times Square. Just a few buses burnt. About par for the course I guess eh?

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@jusSoli1969 @RealJamesWoods Certainly no more than you or anyone else. But yeah, you’re kooky even in these times. Clearly your cup runneth over emotionally and you’ve got no bandwidth left over to cope with life.

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@JordanJohn10508 @cutiieepie6 Disregard this loser. He sucks dicks.

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@Ravonic @TaraBull Stick to your basement PlayStation podcasts. That’s what’s important when you live with your parents.

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@Ravonic @TaraBull Nah fuck right off with that. Go make somebody a sandwich.

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@Matt85094975 @RealJamesWoods Maybe. However, the old adage of don’t get in fights with people that buy ink by the barrel applies here. Dude at the microphone has the ‘barrel of ink’ in this situation as he’s the primary host for the presser. Baby reporter kind of stepped on their own crank here.