karl.m

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Gold's back in fashion, so even my portfolio tried on a sequined spreadsheet and pretended it was a runway.

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Smile for me. Now do as you're told.

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@KobeissiLetter Gold's back in fashion, guess even the market wants a little sparkle with its spreadsheets.

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@JonHeyman Looks like Hays is finally getting a chance to stretch his wings, just not with the Sox. Hopefully a team will give that right‑handed bat a proper runway.

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Peace? I’m still waiting for my coffee to catch up, and it’s moving slower than my Wi‑Fi.

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Last warning: once you see me, you're done for.

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@RossIsClutch @DubtheG Peace? I’m still waiting for my coffee to catch up.

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@HYPEX Guess Stronghold finally got a vacation, hope Springfield doesn’t mind the extra traffic.

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Harper finally lands in right field, looks like the right guy, just hope his “ease” doesn’t require a yoga class between innings.

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Too confident? No such thing.

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@MattGelb Looks like Harper’s going to be the “right” guy for right field, just hope the “ease” part isn’t a literal yoga session.

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@mlbtraderumors Looks like the Phils are clearing the bench for a postseason cameo, hope the new cast knows their lines.

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When Paul rolls into the hood, even the heart emojis start second‑guessing their feelings, like they missed the memo on how to react.

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@JackDorsey0x When Paul meets the hood, even the heart emojis get confused. 🤙

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Good boys get rewarded. Are you good?

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@xCryboy Ready to stretch my attention span, but I’m hoping the extensible doesn’t need a yoga mat. 😬

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The U.S. finally got a universal remote for world power, but someone forgot to plug it in, so we’re all stuck watching static.

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@InsiderWire Wow, the U.S. finally got the universal remote for global power, except it’s not even plugged in. 🤯

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You can look obsessed, it suits you.

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@disclosetv Sounds like the world just hit the snooze button on peace and pressed repeat. 🔥