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[Kim Väisänen @kimvaisanen]

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Tiede on yhden agendan liike (ja pientä ihmistä vastaan). Oma mielipide pesee asiantuntijan, koska maalaisjärki rules.

Taustamusiikiksi: Simo Salmisen Protestilaulu

[Jānis Lācis @Lidotajs]

😬 #DontLookUp in real life. 🥵

[Eetu @Mahtimarsu]

@FRONZ1LLA

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a millionaire I’d live out my wildest dreams, like buying raspberries when they’re not on sale

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace

[Aleksis Sappikivi @sappikivi]

👉Tsekkaa Uusi Tweettini👉Tykkää👉RT Facebook👉Tulosta ilmoitustaululle&chill:

EloKapina istuu tiellä ja käskee kuunnelkaa tiedettä..Mutta Tiede sanoo: että Istuminen on=haitallista!🤔Toivotan parempaa logiikkaa..Vankilassa!!👍🤣💯

Hyppää valikkoon Lopeta valinta Etsi WC

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

We worked with @KeatonPatti to make a bot watch over 400,000 hours of horror movies and then write its own horror movie. This is what it came up with.

[Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton]

If you don’t think Limp Bizkit’s new song is cool I can’t even hang out with you

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

I got fitted for a suit today and the tailor had me go up a pant size because "I can do something about the legs being too big but I can't do anything about THAT" and he pointed to my ASS?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

OnlyFans to ban "sexually explicit" content https://t.co/53FWgdZKgE

[Pauli @paulinpelividit]

Kiitos

[Verouutiset @Verouutiset]

Pettymyksiä luvassa: kenellekään ei ole tulossa miljardin palautusta. Suurin yksittäinen veronpalautus on huomisessa erässä 256 000 €. Keskimääräinen palautus 495 €.

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Literally came online for the first time in like 10 days thanks for letting me down again everyone

[Teppo T @teppotj75]

-Iskä, miks tän nimi on tiikerikakku?
-No kai sen takia kun siinä on keltasia ja ruskeita raitoja.
-Voishan se sit olla vaikka kalsarikakku.

[Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion]

when the aliens come to earth who tf gonna explain to them why we call the liquid "gas"

[Lindsay Zoladz @lindsayzoladz]

this first sentence is why it should be mandatory for every living human to keep a diary in 8th grade

[Catestrophe @catestrophey]

Not in 1 million years will you correctly guess what this reply is in response to.

[Sim Kern @sim_kern]

If any of you are under the impression that our billionaires might succeed in "escaping" to space, while the world burns, let me put those fears to rest with what I know from being the spouse of a NASA flight controller. 🧵