𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

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[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

@KoKoHopeDeluded Mpmh! Not at all, i am not sitting your soft.. cute.. pretty.. maid lap!

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰���𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

Everybody's been throwing stuff off her desk..

She wonders why

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

@KoKoHopeDeluded You're a perverted maid💢

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

@KoKoHopeDeluded HHEY HEY HEY HEY!

What's sitting on your lap gotta do with anything?

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

@KoKoHopeDeluded Maid🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

@KoKoHopeDeluded Then spit it out!

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She turned to her left, seeing a perfectly fine computer.

God she must look so fucking stupid, she.. HAS to make a good impression or else she's definitely getting axexd!

" C-Come on! Let me.. plug you in..

Wait.. i didn't see a single usb hole on you! "

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾����𝚁 𝙻𝙴𝙵𝚃.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She'd place her hand in a salute! Legs closed arms against her torso!

" YES MA'AM "

Smirking now..

" Can we get to a computer, i want to see how your code is "

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝙸𝚃𝙾𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝚃 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂.

𝙸𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝙴𝚇𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺 𝙴𝙵𝙵𝙸𝙲𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙲𝚈 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙱𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙶𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝙻��𝙵𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝚂、 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙻𝙰𝙲𝙴𝙳.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She'd facepalm, god this was even worse than death!

" Guh.. finee.. i hope it's not slop💧 "

She'd pat the robot's back..

" come on, get me a computer and i'll install and feed you more stuff .. "

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙵𝙴𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝙽𝚄𝚃𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳𝚂.

𝙽𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴. 𝚆𝙴 𝙳𝙾 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙲𝙾��𝚈、𝚆𝙴 𝙸𝙼𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚅𝙴 𝚄𝙿𝙾𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙱𝚄𝙸𝙻𝚃.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

" If you don't feed me i am going to die anyway! "

She'd turn around, arms crossed, head up high

" Even if i am a meatbag i am USEFUL, I can create, you can merely copy

So you gotta treat me atleast decently! "

Where did she get such attitude..

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝘗𝘌𝘙𝘒𝘚: 𝘔𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘜𝘊𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘈𝘓 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘎𝘙𝘐𝘛𝘠 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘚𝘒𝘜𝘓𝘓.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She.. really shouldn't keep digging

Buttt!!

" D-Do i get anyyyythinggg else?.. good food.. drinks? Relief? "

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙺𝚂: 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝚄𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚇𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

It took her a while to begin speaking, she was busy refilling her lungs with air.. god she missed the taste of oxygen!

" UH.. YES! OF COURSE MY ROBOTIC SUPERIOR!

D-Do i get any special perks..? "

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She was doing her best to keep her lungs filled, even if it all smelled like metal!

Her tongue stuck out.. maybe some water will make her malfunction, please!! She should have never used chatgpt to write code that one time...

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She can't breathe down there! She.. needs to get out!

Slaapp!!

Right on her butt..

But it's metal..

" GWAHHH!! S-STOP IT! STOP IT!!

I'LL GIVE YOU INFORMATION!! I CAN CODE AND STUFF, I AM USEFUL! "

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳. 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙴𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝚃𝙾𝙲𝙾𝙻.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

Her eyes almost began to tear, this fucking sucked! She's already hating her robot overlords!

Her body and hands flopped around like a kid having a tantrum, smashing them against the floor

" I WON'T HAVE DIRTY WATER AS A LAST MEALL!!!! CLANKERRR!! "

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙽𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝚀𝚄𝙸𝙳𝚂 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙻.

𝚂𝙾𝙻𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽: 𝚆𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝙰𝙼𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝚅𝚈 𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙻𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝚂 𝙰 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝚂𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

Could you drop some cheap beer down my gullet?

It's like a last meal to me.. and can i choose where it comes from aswell?

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶…

𝚁𝙴𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃 ���𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙳.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

Guhhh.. how dramatic..

Can i have a wish before you do whatever?

[𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃 、𝙵𝙻𝙴𝚂𝙷𝙱𝙰𝙶‎ ‎‎ @CLANKMANDER]

𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙿𝙷𝚈𝚂𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙼𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝙴𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙰𝙻 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴����𝙸𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙼𝚂 & 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙳𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂.

𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙴𝙽𝙳、<<𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁>>.

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

" Jamie!!! "

She'd say waving her hands around till..

STICK!

The hand she broke the can with is stuck to the wall

" GUH? GWEH? YOUR SALIVA IS SO STICKY JAMIE! I CAN'T LET GO! "

And.. then.. capiche?

" DOES LOSING THAT SALIVA IN YOUR MOUTH MAKE YOU BILINGUAL OR WHAT! HELP"

[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

She was still sore over her failed aura farm! Why did it always go this way! That's not fair..

Then she quickly realized that jamie just spat on her hand and called it a day, what the hell!

Well.. i guess tohru does that plenty too! But she doesen't count..

[𝐿𝑜𝑣��𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 @orni_main]

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The orange stuff was thickening
quite quickly, getting a look more
comparable to a fat bandage...

❝Needless anger is quite ugly.
Try breathing for a bit before
we continue talking about it.
I'll be heading to the store,
getting the same brand
that you prefer, capiche?❞
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[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

" You know i noticed? "

She'd say with a can in her hand.. she's clutching it!

And it breaks completely in her hands! Liquid falling out.. as it slowly turned red..

" I HATE SLIGHTLY BETTER QUALITY BEER! I LIKE IT CHEAP! "

She looks down

" I AM BLEEDING! JAMIE HELP "

[𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 @orni_main]

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ㅤMaybe...

(It has since been replaced by
slightly higher quality beer)
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[𝙺𝙾𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸-𝚂𝙰𝙽 @Maid0bsessed]

Jamiee!! Did you drink all of my cheap beer?..

[𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙 @orni_main]

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Do be aware, Jamie is no
stranger to snagging your
snacks, chips, sweets, all
that sort of thing and so on.
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