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Snagged a minority LP spot in a fund with 1000 doors.🚪💰
Dreamed of passive wealth, and it finally happened!
I got a $4.82 check and a keychain from the fund manager’s yacht party. 💸
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Just got back from the doctor
He’s very concerned
I have passive income spilling out of my ass uncontrollably
He can’t plug the hole and there is no cure
Pray for me 🙏
Invested in a trendy eco-friendly housing deal
Turns out it’s like a green dream
But instead of a forest cabin
You get a minority LP stake in a solar-powered shed in Oregon
Bonus: Guess who’s now the proud owner of a guard llama?!?!
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Just joined a commercial real estate syndication.
Turns out it’s like a timeshare, but instead of a beach condo, you get 0.0001% of a half-vacant strip mall in Ohio.
Bonus: the syndicator’s yacht is fully funded. 🛥️💸
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