Eddie Dear

||”Well howdy, Neighbor!”||No Au || No lewd present.|| AU by:PartyCoffin||

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

✉️ 𝒪𝓊𝓇 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓻𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝑀𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑀𝒶𝓃 ✉️

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[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

Southern man Gay Panic-

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

“Now ah know ah just had that package-where did ah…ah Mister Beagle is gonna have mah- Ugh, He aint gonna be very happy with me for losin’ that package…”

[𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗗𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 @watchfulpainter]

“𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀!”
⇒ Independent portrayal of Wally Darling
⇒ CW for dark themes
⇒ Art belongs to Partycoffin unless stated otherwise

- more below -

> #WelcomeHomeRP / #MVRP <

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

“Now- Ah normally Dont question what yall send in the mail but- Why did ah get 20 cans of Spam in the post tah’day?”

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

“What did the envelope say tah the stamp?- Stick with me and we’ll go places- Haha!”

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

Sniff

Sniff sniff

“Somethin’s burnin’….Oh good gravy on whole wheat- Mah biscuits are burnin’ more than ah do on ah hot summer day!”

No one panic- He can handle the fire- For sure!….

Please help-

[— 𝕭𝐀𝐈𝐓 &. 𝕾𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 . @lR0ND0G]

https://t.co/Rkaib3Ak6V

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

He’s chillin’ in a tree. Don’t mind him.

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

@HUMOROUSBUDDY “Did I..?” He took a moment to think, searching his satchel.

“Ah-ha! Mister Beagle! Got ya right here!” He grinned holding the envelope toward him. “Sorry about that! Looks like- Mister Darlin’ wrote you are letter!”

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

(+)Ah got deliveries to make! Have ah nice day, Sally! Ah mean Miss Star’laight!”

He stuffed the remaining letters in hand back into his satchel and turned to rush off.

Nope. Nope nope nope.

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

Oh that poor envelope- it was so perfectly pressed and decorated so nicely-

Well, It was nice while it lasted!

“Oh? Awe! Aint that sweet! Haha! Ah have been meanin tah write a letter like that tah-…Would ya look at the time- (+)

[💧 @lazulistress]

' GIMME - '

she immediately takes the letter and tears it apart

𝘰𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯

' let's see here . .

oh , poppy is such a charmer ! '

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

@LOVING__LIGHT “Ah-! A-Alright alright! C-calm down! Your getting me all jumpy too!” He laughed handing over the letter to her.

“Here ya go!”

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

@LOVING__LIGHT He nodded, his lips turned into a thin line as he tried to piece it all together in his head maybe if he just nods they can move past it.

“Oh! Ah remember! Ah got a letter for ya!” He said digging in his satchel. “Frooom… Miss Poppy herself!” He grinned.

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

@LOVING__LIGHT “Oh! Miss Joyful’s favorite color? Haha! Thats easy!” He beamed. “She likes all of them! Ah aint sure why she needed six bowlin balls, a hockey stick and some skippy’s peanut butter tah figure that out… but ah aint one tah question her…”

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

💌 Eddie is the person who made himself a hot pocket- forgot. Went to make another. Forgot that one too and just has like 6 in his microwave. And in end remembers he hates hot pockets.

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

@LOVING__LIGHT Eddie stood silently allowing her to let out her frustrations, trying to speak multiple times but held his tongue. He stared in confusion.

Why was she scolding him? He must of upset her-

“Ah am sorry ah upset ya so much, Miss Star’lahight. It wasnt mai intention tah upset ya…”

[Eddie Dear @Mails_Late]

@LOVING__LIGHT “Haha, Awh, Im sorry, Miss Starl’ahight! Ah try tah remember- Ah do! I try to keep a note or two on me!” He chuckled awkwardly, rubbing the back of his head.