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Wasn't gonna drink tonight but I've been missing Bellalalalala9 like crazy 😣

#GoneTooSoon
#PrehistoricPredator

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@PilgrimDJB Sit back and enjoy your win tonight it's all down hill from here

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Finals Script:

Knicks win G1 by 8
(Brunson step-over Champagnie after a monster game)

Spurs win G2 by 14

Spurs win G3 by 10
(Wemby has a 5x5 game, Fox masterclass)

Spurs win G4 by 10
(Timothée Chalamet seen crying courtside)

Spurs win an OT thriller in G5 for it all at home

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I think I've only been excited to go the gym/workout like ~20 times in my life. It sucks something so good for you is just super annoying. They really gotta figure out a way to make building muscle as easy and enjoyable as drinking alcohol

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@Killmeim_irish @smiteyou32 I also have been meaning to get something off my chest for a while now and I think today is the perfect day to say this...

@nickk111111 gave me a blowjob in our highschool bathrooms

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Yes it's Pride Month
Yes you're Gay
No I'm not giving you money

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I'm getting delayed hangxiety and now I can't fall asleep. Today might go down as top 3 worst hangovers of my life

#SameTimeNextWeek?

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General Tso you are a master at your craft

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Hungover Dunkin Donuts>>>

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Bullet wounds don't be covered by ObamaCare ⚕️
Your funeral was way too soon, that's if your mama there ⚰️
Real men deserve to live twice 🍀
Plastic fork and some fried rice 🥡

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That feeling when you successfully unsend a message and nobody sees it

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@PilgrimDJB Utilities are a modern day pyramid scheme

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I think I saw my baby daughter in my dream last night

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I think I may have been too quick to judge. I don't think it'll save summer but I can see myself bumping it.

It's still
#LoveSosa
#KatyPerryIsBeautiful

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THIS SONG IS TRASH 💔💔💔💔💔💔

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If Katy Perry and Chief Keef actually drop this Legendary Lovers remix consider summer saved

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If Katy Perry and Chief Keef actually drop this Legendary Lovers remix consider summer saved

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@Mitch_Rupert 3 strikeouts through 10 innings 😭😭😭

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The worst part about being at home is I can't have my late night cigs

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Carti said it best when he said I'd rather be caught with it than without it

[fortnite small shield potion @cartmanologist]

whip out your schlong youre the piano man