The Box Turtle

Satirical news covering Lower Merion Township, PA

[Jewish Logarithm @JewishLogarithm]

Oh, Shit, We Have No Idea What Day of the Omer It Is https://t.co/hUKoPelbvA

[The Box Turtle @MainLineLimes]

Lower Merion School District laptop used to masturbate again https://t.co/7kGoM3QvwX

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5 fun things to do in the new @SuburbanSquare parking lot https://t.co/EeSVpKJ54R

[Jewish Logarithm @JewishLogarithm]

"Sour cream" added to Birkat HaMazon by @USCJ and @URJorg https://t.co/O2usL51NsP

[The Box Turtle @MainLineLimes]

Traffic: Lot of people of I-76, but hey, what's your rush, man? https://t.co/8qox8m7HjQ

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Free valet parking at @SuburbanSquare while we solemnly reflect on the state of the union https://t.co/P9K7tbbpLA

[The Box Turtle @MainLineLimes]

BREAKING:
See When You Look
Hear When You Listen
Rectangle When You Square
Orgasm When You Jizz

[Jewish Logarithm @JewishLogarithm]

Bar mitzvah reception lacks plastic hats, fails miserably https://t.co/3j2Cy7h13I

[The Box Turtle @MainLineLimes]

BREAKING: Beachfront properties to come to Lower Merion and Narberth in forty years! #ParisAgreement

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Yard signs stop deportation https://t.co/ZNyfk8wx6L