Main Line Mommy

Mom of 2 boys, ages 3 & 6. Background in TV & online journalism

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4yo: Mommy, how do you spell “ta”
Me: “Ta” isn’t a word, are thinking of something similar?
4yo: You know, like “San Ta”

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I am staring at a basket of laundry willing it to fold itself. #notworking #housework

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Hot, hot, hot, but the kids had tons of fun inside the Kids Castle (away from the sun) #playground #doylestown

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@Parkerlawyer And the answer: “I did.”
I wouldn’t be asking if that were true.

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Ralph Lauren clothes hate OxiClean. It ruins them every time. #frustrated #learnedmylesson #stainremoval #laundry #worksgreatonotherclothes

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@HousewifeOfHell So glad I went out between downpours or I never would have seen the giant box filled with everything I bought on my porch and it would have been soaked.

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@hchybinski @TuftandNeedle @AmazonHelp We love ours, but we didn’t get it through Amazon. We bought it directly through @TuftandNeedle . It was a bit intimidating when it arrived.

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I saw this sign while driving today. I think I’m going to have nightmares. #kidsalreadytooloud #nodrumming

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Disney’s am

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My 3yo just called my car old fashioned because it runs on gas and not electricity.

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If houses don’t have tables, they can put their cards on the floor-wisdom from my 3yo

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And just like that, the arboretum turns into ‘Narnia’ thanks to an overnight snow dusting. We are open, come see! ❄️ #morrisarboretum #WinterWonderland

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3yo wants to know if it's Christmas, since in all his books, it ends up snowing on Christmas Eve. #snow #WhiteChristmas

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No line to see #Santa at the Court @KoP_Mall right now. #LonelySanta

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3yo came inside complaining the snow was falling in his eyes #snow

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@Malala Congratulations. Way to overcome the overwhelming odds. You are an inspiration.

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Doing #laundry & trying to figure out why my 6yo has what appears to be tomato sauce on his sock

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My 3yo is playing "CSA" @LFFCOOP

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Overheard at the playground: girl who had just gone down slide: "It's not as fun as I thought it would be" #exactly

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"Let's play hide & seek," says my 3yo. "You hide there (pointing to a hiding spot) & I'll try to find you."