MalcomInThyMiddle

(Emily Bender) GSS Mackers

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

I am very hurt peasants. https://t.co/mRFw7eAbLY

[Ghost of Banquo @scocchiabanq]

Who will be a better king?

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

If anyone wants to send me a nice fruit basket or something for like... saving the kingdom... that would be great 👍🏻 #MacFruitBaskets

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

Babysitting the kingdom like... #JustKingThings

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

RIP tyrant Macbeth. Time to recycle the Macbeth puns... #MacBye

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

It's really lonely in my new castle... pretty much everyone I know was murdered #FirstWorldProblems

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

When I said we wanted Macbeth's head on a platter, this is not what I imagined 😳 #whoops #MacBACONAndEggs https://t.co/EHWBwgdOal

[Hamilton Spectator @TheSpec]

Plenty of #Halloween happenings in #HamOnt this weekend. Can you handle it? https://t.co/uIXSuL7KwH

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

When you get the last word in the play #ThanksShakespeare #MalcolmRulez

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

Me calling my dad later tonight to announce my King status.... wait... never mind 😫 #whoops

[RowenaWitch @witch_rowena]

All that crazy went to his head😵😂 @macbethall

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

I look forward to "turning up" with you sir https://t.co/LiHZ3wMoJx

[Macduff @huff_at_macduff]

@MainManMalcolm1 let's have a party fit for a king, I'll bring the wine 🍷🍾

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

Y'all come out to my post-battle party! My new staff will be performing this traditional battle dance for us

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

On our way to kill Macbeth like #GSSMackers

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

When you're the new king of Scotland

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

Seriously.... who calls someone an egg before murdering them? #amateur

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

I'm taking applications for wives, starting as soon as I take my rightful place on the throne. #DontTellMacbeth #SurpriseAmbush #LadiesMan

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

#WhinerWednesday over here with @huff_at_macduff
Sure your family was slaughtered, but take a chill pill boi..

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

Fam I'm leaving so I don't get murdered. Ain't nobody got time for death. #PeaceOutScotland

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

True poetry. https://t.co/A5vwg0IzB9

[MalcomInThyMiddle @MainManMalcolm1]

Does anyone else get impatient waiting for your cue? #notintheplayyet #waitingformygrandentrance #GSSMackers