Miles

I enjoy watching people do made up things and real things and also enjoy when they sing about those things

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

100 RTs and I will run in opposition of Danny Ivers for a City Council Seat.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

My Twitter app has updated to “X.” I have been looking for a reason to let go and this is it. If I have the impulse to make a short form text post, it’ll be on threads. https://t.co/a2mqRApxQ9

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Nobody’s born with it. You have to learn it. You learn it by doing it wrong enough times.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Huh

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The Rangers and Mets have agreed on a trade for Max Scherzer, pending Scherzer's approval to lift his no-trade clause

per @JonHeyman

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I think umpires just love calling on obscure rules for fun

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Why would you trade a guy just to rent him the next year

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Per @brianmctaggart, the Rangers are likely to be a frontrunner for Justin Verlander as the deadline approaches. The Astros are another club said to be interested 👀

[That One Show With Bryan Combs @ThatOneShowBC]

Seeing a lot people claiming to be done with Tyler Childers. Great! Maybe it’ll be easier to get tickets for the rest of us now, and the shows will be a lot more enjoyable without y’all in the crowd screaming for him to sing Whitehouse Road the entire time.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

That wasn’t thunder that was applause thank you so much you’re too kind what a lovely audience you’ve been thank you thank you

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I don’t know a whole lot of umpires by name but I do know it’s trouble when C.B. “You just got here” Bucknor is behind the plate.

[Umpire Auditor @UmpireAuditor]

Umpire C.B. Bucknor missed 24 calls in last night's #Dodgers #BlueJays game for a correct call rate of only 86.0%.

Bucknor is currently ranked 76 out of 85 umpires this season. This is an improvement from last year when he ranked 89 of 91.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I am following two rollercoaster MLB teams I really have too much going on to be concerned about aliens right now

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: trade rumor discourse is absolutely bonkers. If you want to add value, you’re gonna have to trade away value. It doesn’t matter how many subpar players you load into your offer, it’s not gonna pay the difference.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I played the most beautiful, up my alley, perfect set of drums today. Gear is such a weird thing. I try to be nonchalant about it, but it is so enticing. Will it make me a better player? No. Will it sound better? No. Will it be a more effective tool? No. Gotta pass. Heartbreaking

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I’d love to see a Reds/Jays trade but I don’t know who either would offer.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Jays just finished in LA, Reds about to start in LA. I like it.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

I think the blue jays forgot how to play defense

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Don’t let this be in vain

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Janbino Delivers 😤

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

"The scoreboard crew has no further comment at this time" 😂

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

The more I think about it the more I think don’t f*** with the formula. Especially with starting pitching aka what the trades would be for- coming back soon.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Makes you wonder

[Umpire Scorecards @UmpScorecards]

Umpire: Junior Valentine
Final: Reds 2, Brewers 3
#ATOBTTR // #ThisIsMyCrew
#CINvsMIL // #MILvsCIN

More stats for this game 👇
https://t.co/OuIXP5YHWr

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

@JohnnyGiuntaa Incredible inning by Jay Jackson. My heart rate did increase when the ball left Mookie’s bat, but quickly realized it went up, not deep.

[Miles @MainManMulesy]

Hey Reds you know how you win a lot of games these days could you maybe do that against your division rival please thanks