Mom of the Moment

Because Mom of the Year is too much pressure.

Save time, save money, and save your sanity with these tips & tricks to wow others without the effort.

[Mom of the Moment @MainMom2]

@disneyplus needs a section entitled "You've watched these 3 movies on repeat 872x, just guessing it's what your child is going to pick next." #Quarantine

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@mrshanemcdonald You would think, but he really had a schedule for dusting lol

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I just found out that before I was furloughed my husband had a dusting schedule

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My 4yo asked for a bear hug today.
"Mommy, you're not that squishy anymore."
Score one for the diet! #21dayfix

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I told my 3yo I brought him home a present. I sent him to my purse to retrieve it. He returned with a brightly wrapped tampon.

3yo: Is this my present, Mommy?

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When you ask your 3yo what they want for #breakfast...

3yo: #eggs are delicious! Have you tried scrambled eggs? Maybe you should sometime.

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Words you don't want to hear your 3yo say...

"Be careful cause it's wet in the kitchen."

#why #athometogether #coronavirus

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3yo: *putting on backpack and shoes*
Me: Where ya going?
3yo: To hunt bigfoot.

So, we've reached that point #coronavirus #athometogether

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When you sit down to meal plan for the week and realize all the recipes you pinned are just extravagant desserts #eatdessertfirst #iguess #momproblems #pinterest #recipes

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When your tax return is equivalent to a week-long trip to @Disney World.

Coincidence?

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While at the pet store...
3yo: Mommy, it's a chameleon!
Me: How do you know what a chameleon is?
3yo: I know everything.
Me:

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I had a fancy work dinner tonight and wore pantyhose. My 3yo has never seen me in pantyhose. He may now believe I have webbed feet.

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We've been watching reruns of #GameOfGames and it's safe to say my 3yo gets his dance moves from @TheEllenShow

[Mom of the Moment @MainMom2]

3yo: Mommy, did you know I still need Raph?
Me: Who?
3yo: Raph!
Me: You mean Ralph?
3yo: No, Raph!
Me: Who's Raph?
3yo: HE'S A TURTLE!!!

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Out of nowhere...

3yo: Mommy, you're old.
Me:
3yo & Hubs: *giggles*

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https://t.co/lpihMKsqSL

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As I open a chocolate bar...

3yo: Mommy, can I have some?

Me: No.

3yo: But Mommy, sharing is caring.

#hesgotmethere

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3yo: I want a cheeseburger.

Me: Okay.

3yo: No other ingredients...just cheese and ham.

Me: Cause it's a hamburger?

3yo: Uh huh.

#hesgotapoint #funnythingskidssay #sillygoose #hamburger

[Mom of the Moment @MainMom2]

I've started working full-time again. I've had to take the blog off the priority list for awhile. Now that I'm feeling confident with work and still able to mom at 100% (sometimes), I'll be popping up more often in your Twitter feeds.

#momminainteasy #momlife #missedyou

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