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*main shambles

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"I'd rather pee at side bathroom than main squeeze" @cwurzel

[Margaux @YASSMARGE]

@MainSqueezeOx https://t.co/uOpZYO2gge

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"I bet if you put fried Guinea pig in your potato salad it would taste good" #peruproblems

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@TheWoods_Oxford we request some agro music

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"Tomorrow we're drinking from noon till midnight. Actually lets make it 1am"- planning our agro adventures

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Cardinal rule of LIFE: don't ever cut us in the Chipotle line

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@dominos 🍕

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"Want to have a threeway & get out of here?"

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"My personal life went from a desert to the rainforest"

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"We should have gone to the apple orchard this weekend instead of getting drunk"- summary of our fall break

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"Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game" -@bellerinl moto on flirting at the bars

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I could date nick lachey @cwurzel

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Our kitchen floor sounds like brick street

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"Buy me skylineee so I know it's real"

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"Erin where's your dry shampoo im going out" #peru

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@FiestaCharraOx can we run your Twitter?

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"10 pm is my witching hour"

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"I was drunk 80% of the weekend" #peruvianprobs

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Sisterhood of the traveling pants: mature edition

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"He's not a rando, you met him Tuesday night"