Brian.MS

B.Eng CE 🎓 | Art| Basketball| #COYG|
MD Zephaniah Holdings Ltd.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Meanwhile huku Kenya tunadhani El-Nino ni story sa jaba. Disaster delayed is not disaster denied.

[Drizzy @Drake]

Seven days without love makes one weak.

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

Now who among them came up with the idea ya kuweka kaduduu kwa mkokoteni instead of hiring a break down.
That is total disrespect🙄.

Even if it ran out of fuel or has mechanical problems,it shoudl be respected,it is a car just like others

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Drones would easily take out such bandits but Murkomen is wondering why the biker was using a road that has bandits.

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[Moses @TmMos_s]

‘Is it on Netflix’ merchants piss me off so bad man if you don’t Jack sparrow that shit

[Seizure Salad🥗 @M_u_t_h_w_a]

My problem is that I’d answer this with genuine enthusiasm 😔

[Brian.MS @MainyeB]

@sir_Danniell It's in the name
It's a mockery

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

I would never spend my hard earned money on a mocktail

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

"Nairobi CBD is about 350 acres. The Murang'a Industrial Park is 1,300 acres. In short, we are building a city bigger than Nairobi and, unlike Nairobi, it is planned"
- Governor Irungu Kang’ata speaking to potential investors.

This is a man with a VISION.

This is a LEADER.

[breezrill 👾. @breezrill]

"bounce ukininginia..." aahh stfu.

[Brian.MS @MainyeB]

@faith_aad_ Hiyo story ningekuwa naskia kama nimeita Heha Movers nihame...

[Victor Gatsby @LordGichohi]

It was shady then and it is shady now … so what’s your point?

[Spinster 🇰🇪 @IamGeci]

It’s your civic duty to not fuel at a Stabex.

[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

Not me. I am self aware enough to know I have terrible traits. Just working on being a better person everyday.

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Hata game haijaanza, jamaa anataka kuuza tayari.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

The first girl who told me she was a creamie, innocent me thought she sold body cream.

I replied, “What brand?”

She just stared at me.

I knew something was wrong, so I tried to save myself and said, “My sister is a creamie too.”

That was the last time we spoke.

[kwamboka🌻 @thatgalwhitney]

Bien was right, the most successful events have always been highlighted by Kenyan artists

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

Marginalisation and other short stories
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[Alfayaz 11 @Alfayaz11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 back home.