"I was wondering, the person who invented the clock, the first clock ever. How did that person know what time it was?"
John Kruk is asking the deep questions.
28 Days Later is an ambivalent, conservative fantasy about redeeming aggression from both its rhizomatic distribution in neoliberal capitalism & from paleoconservative patriarchal revanchism thru a reconstructed post-racial nuclear family w/ partial gender equity
๐จ๐จ๐๏ธ| Bruno Fernandes: "The main thing I want.. and I was even joking with Josh [Zirkzee] the other day, we were talking about the awards and they were saying like, 'oh, who's gonna win the award of Player of the Season?', they were kind of putting a joke.
"And I said that I hope next year I am not even involved in the name โ and do the same season as I did this year, and not be involved in the name of winning that trophy.
"Because that will mean you step up, Amad will step up, Garnacho will step up, Rasmus will step up... if they start scoring goals, start doing assists, start running backwards and tackling, they will be the ones having attention and not me, and I will be the most happy person in the world.
"I'm there to help my teammates get the best out of them and that's all I want to do because I know as soon as I can get the best out of them, my team will be much better." [@CBSSportsGolazo]
๐จ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ | Sampdoria have been RELEGATED to the 3rd tier of Italian football. ๐ป
It's the first time their history they've ever dropped this lowโฆ
In 1991, they won the Serie A title. They even had great moments playing in Europe. Now they'll be in Serie C.
Prudence Sekgodiso ๐ฟ๐ฆ is the World Indoor 800m Champion!!!๐คฏ๐คฏ
She ran the race of her life, judging it perfectly to win GOLD in a time of 1:58.40, the fastest in the world this year.๐ฅ
Nigist Getachew ๐ช๐น held on for Silver in 1:59.63, while Patricia Silva ๐ต๐น was 3rd in 1:59.90
This guy is frying me bro. All he does his dunk his face in ice water and do full sprints in a parking lot
Heโs either our funniest satire comedian or clinically insane