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just a gal who loves roasted beets

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Hot political take

[helena riley @freshhel]

I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Blacked out and this is the only pic from last night

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Made some art tonite

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Why are you, as a man, wearing an “I speak fluent sarcasm” sweatshirt in Newark Liberty International Airport?

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

nap time 💤

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

just a little gal and her shoes

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

morbin time

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Invented a new drink last night that’s just a glass of red wine that also has a whole bottle of Panamanian lager in it

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

would be funny if the mob started lobbying for strong climate action

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

If you like Sonic 2 you would love the Bible

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

My review of Sonic 2:
Jim Carrey Flossed :(

[The Black Neurodivergent Collective @TBNCollective_]

Jesus please do not ignore this thread. My life depends on it.

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Wordle 256 6/6

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[corn🌽 @Maistake]

I’m absolutely confident that I will die by falling to my death

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Freaks on christmas

[corn🌽 @Maistake]

Halloween should happen once a month