HeyMaj

⚜️.who.be.dat.⚜️

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

@BachelorABC @elbaggett

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

@BarstoolTrent @elbaggett

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

"When I see you, I see Sunday morning"

#BachelorInParadise

[Ex Cowboys fan BG @JuggernautBG]

When they tell us can’t leave our homes and they catch me out on the streets. https://t.co/UH0nGBmseX

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

Me- you produce so much heat when you sleep
Ethan- well, I’m a pokemon, so

[Katie @katiecgarrett16]

Middle fingers up.

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

Getting that delivered email from Hellofresh after two weeks of eating lunchables and tomato soup

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

@devonpalmer_ @KellenHellur welcome to chili’s

[LIZZO @lizzo]

BACK IN SOUF WESS ALIEF TEXAS BITCH 🤟🏾🤟🏾

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

*ethan watching the 2014 Alabama vs LSU football game*
*ethan knowing how the game ends*
“I CANT TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW”
*gets livid when the Alabama kicker misses the field goal*
“OF COURSE! I CANT DO THIS”
*changes channel*

[Bachelorette Cheese @RealityCheese]

Everything I need to know about math, I learn on The Bachelorette. #TheBachelorette

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

@HawkMoney1 Jello

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

14 years ago today a legend was born:

LEEEEEROY JENKINS

@StoolGametime

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

I wonder where all the cars from Pimp My Ride are now

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

@HawkMoney1 Are they smashed? UCF’s first regret of 2019

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

And the band plays neck 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

@MarkIngram22 dragging the Buccs player 5 yards into the endzone with him THOUGH

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

“I will not watch a 5th overtime”
*watches 5th overtime
“I will not watch a 6th overtime”
*watches 6th overtime
“Ok, I will NOT watch a 7th overtime”
*watches 7th overtime #TAMUvsLSU #ethanthoughts

[HeyMaj @MajElizabeth]

LSU and A&M.. aka The Neverending Story

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

🚨 LEFTY WINS! 🚨

Phil Mickelson defeats Tiger Woods in 22 holes at The Match to collect $9 million and donate $600,000 to charity.

#TheMatch