Major Ja'Marr Chase

Major Ja'Marr Chase of the 513th Ohio Regiment. Parody

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Men of the regiment,

I congratulate you on a hard-fought victory this day. Our defense stood strong and true against the foe. You have done your duty with honor, rest easy, for the field is ours.

Major Chase #whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Men,

Victory is imminent. Hold the line, keep your powder dry, and follow @ColJoeBurrow. The field shall soon be ours.

Major Chase #whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Good shooting, @ColJoeBurrow. I have made certain our ordnance was delivered true and hard upon the enemy. Press on with vigor, victory is within our grasp.

Major Chase
#whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Men of the regiment,

Prepare yourselves at once for battle against the Texas regulars. Load your muskets, steady your nerves, and stand ready. @ColJoeBurrow shall lead us forward to certain victory. Do your duty with courage and resolve. We march as one.

Major Chase #whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

@ColJoeBurrow,

Our men stand ready and eager to take on the Texan forces. Hold firm, shoot fast and straight, sir, and I shall see to the rest.

Major Chase

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

I hereby announce that this account is formally transferred and hereafter shall be known as the official headquarters of Major Ja’Marr Chase of the 513th Ohio Infantry Regiment.
#whodey #bengas

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

@LordBehemoth78 Amen

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Men, though we lost the battle, the war is not yet decided. You fought with courage and resolve. Now we regroup, stand together once more, and press on to win what remains of this campaign. Hold fast. — Major Karras #whodey #bengals

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, the men stand ready to meet the Bills regiment in Buffalo. This battle is must-win, and every heart in the ranks holds fast to the belief that under your command we shall carry the field. —Major Karras #whodey #bengals

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Men, rejoice, @ColJoeBurrow has returned to the field and led us to a rousing victory. Spirits soar, and we shall share our turkey this day with renewed pride and brotherhood. The Bengals regiment marches on. —Major Karras.#WhoDey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, we have suffered a crushing defeat, and it is doubtful we can recover this campaign. The men have lost all confidence in our leadership. We call for the resignation of Generals Taylor and Tobin, that the regiment may yet be saved. —Major Karras #WhoDey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, the men and I await your return with earnest hearts. We hold faith that Col. Flacco shall lead our offense with glory, yet many among us question the strength of our defenses. Your guiding hand is sorely missed. —Major Karras #whodey #Bengals

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

Relieve General Taylor of his duties forthwith. #whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, under Col. Flacco’s hand we gained victory, his heavy artillery carried forth by Capt. Chase and Sgt. Higgins. On the ground, Cpl. Brown struck with fierce resolve. Spirits run high, yet we dearly miss your guiding presence on the field. —Major Karras #WhoDey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, the men steel themselves for battle amidst white-out conditions. Though Col. Flacco faltered in the first clash, I believe he shall lead us to victory now. I expect Capt. Chase to give full measure—and perhaps even to griddy this night. —Major Karras #WhoDey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, the contest was close, yet victory slipped from our grasp. Still, under Col. Flacco we fight with greater purpose than before. Come Thursday we march again, wiser from our faults, and determined to claim the field. —Major Karras #whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

@BengalsKorey WHO ARE THEY THAT DARE THINK THEY CAN BEAT THE BENGALS?

[obscure bengals @obscure_bengals]

The Flacco Renaissance starts today

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, our spirits rise beneath the hand of our new field commander, Col. Flacco. The men’s morale is strong, and we march with confidence that today we shall triumph over the Cheese Heads from Wisconsin. —Major Karras #whodey

[Major Ja'Marr Chase @MajJaMarrChase]

.@ColJoeBurrow, we have suffered another defeat. Yet we stood nearer victory than in the last campaign. The men have lost faith in the generals who call the shots. Morale falters, and we face a grave problem. —Major Karras #whodey