Billy Hughes

I am not Bill Exley

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It's better to burn out than to fade away. Goodbye, Twitter.

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Chickens. How do they work?

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@GovernmentRF Don't bother tweeting me back. I can't hear you over all this freedom. #USA

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The only country to send someone to the moon doesn't use the metric system. #suckitcommiemetric

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@Oprah I am not doing any more interviews today. Just letting you know.

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Ted Cruz keeps calling me wanting my endorsement for a presidential run. I don't endorse pinko liberals like Cruz. #Keepinitreal

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Just walked out of my press conference with Tom Delay. #EnvyMe

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In my heart resides a majestic bald eagle. His name, America. His cause, freedom. His weakness, patriotism...and kittens. #Epic

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I am Iron Man.

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@ColdJusticeTV I laugh at your Cold Justice. Billy Hughes's justice is blazing hot! And occurs at least thirty-six times daily.

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It has been said that my tears cure cancer. Too bad I've never cried.

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If Indiana Jones, Dirty Harry, and Steve McQueen managed to have a child, he would be jealous of my work product. #DarwinsFinalRealization

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I eat justice like a fat kid eats cake. #Justiceismybusiness

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Cats. #Lovethemkitties

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@muscle_fitness I got some 3g action going here with the size of my guns. #Divisionofmyguns

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Perpetual motion impossible? I think not. #Billys_stats. #SuckitNewton

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Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown of Major Offenders

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@NancyGraceHLN I challenge you to a crime solving competition. I have solved more murders while taking a dump than u have in ur lifetime

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Just got back from ANOTHER press conference... Exhausted but must soldier on. #MO_Titan