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[Major @MajWeiss]

I feel like this Kanye Documentary could be eye opening but I’m only 8 minutes in and about to pass out

[Major @MajWeiss]

Give Payton Manning and Tide an Oscar #SundayNightFootball #killingme

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Hey @JohnDeere fix your damn computer system so I can get parts for my combine. ITS HARVEST TIME and I can’t cut.

[Coach Ed Collins @EdCollins26]

Robert Kraft right before he had the driver drop him off at the spa https://t.co/tuVtYUePQv

[Major @MajWeiss]

@climate Who’s going to take the time out of their day to return containers??

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@climate Why can’t we just use biodegradable packaging??

[Major @MajWeiss]

@TerribleTorry https://t.co/8fZnxXV8Lo

[Major @MajWeiss]

Should probably leave the habit of getting drunk and messaging random people in the year 2016 #sorrynotsorry

[Major @MajWeiss]

Just spent the last 30 minutes attempting to teach my sister how a Blow and GO works... we will not be leaving until I'm sober 😂😂😂

[Major @MajWeiss]

Every time we watch a damn movie @ToftNathan https://t.co/GYQUvefY1V

[Major @MajWeiss]

My life story last year in one tweet
@wyattkolde @jberk74 @ToftNathan @BrianBothell @BrockJohnson7 https://t.co/N9D8bSDPZa