Majd Kanjo

𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕒𝕤𝕤 ♎︎

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

So Instagram stole TikTok’s whole module but drew the line on the “Just watched” button???

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

4 years and one Disney+ subscription later…

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

كيف فيني لاقي حلقة "الفسحة" يلي بغني فيها مجدي مكعبر "حزن مهول و فقلبي دفين" ؟؟؟

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

So you mean to tell me that AI now can be someone’s therapist but still can’t identify the traffic stop in which box?

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

My toxic trait: Having a hidden gem (Restaurant, spot, artist..) and then hating it after becoming popular.

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

It’s been a while since I last tweeted, I just wanted to say that British rap is trash. (“Rubbish” for those of you like it)

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

Do you remember the day you lost hope in humanity?

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

Elon only changed the name from Twitter to X (Formerly Twitter)

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

Milky Chance is just the gift that keeps on giving

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

@MilkyChance is the best thing to come out of Germany since beer.

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

I search for something on Netflix every once and while even though I know it’s not there, it’s just my way of letting them know that I want it

[Jessica G. Obeid  @Jessica_Obeid]

🇱🇧 "If we're sinking, why are all the restaurants/bars fully booked?"

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

It’s helpful to understand your parent’s internal age might be different from their actual age.

Here’s why that matters (🧵):

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

من أجمل ما قرأت برسائل الحب: تفه

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

بال2002 كنت عم احضر مسلسل مكسيكي عالMTV … انقطعت الحلقة و وقتها اتسكرت المحطة. مرق ٢٠ سنة، رجعت فتحت المحطة و لليوم عم جرب اعرف شو كان اسمه المسلسل لشوف النهاية 🥲

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

OCD treatment for a whole generation

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

I wish I can watch recordings of Quintin Tarantino’s nightmares

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

My toxic trait is having the worst memory of all times and vigorously refusing to write anything down

[Majd Kanjo @Majdkanjo]

There are some people you love to hate, some you hate to hate …and the worst ones that you hate to love