Quarter Priced Crepes

Porch Sitting Champion.

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

Body like a BAC road

[Taste of Country @TasteOfCountry]

BREAKING: @SamHuntMusic arrested for DUI in Nashville: https://t.co/MagJ6u4bvs

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@elonmusk ur a Cissy Boi, bye bye now

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@scotus pls, can I have just a *little* loan forgiveness?

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@Evs_Em Ah, yes the ole "I Tried To Steady My Hand With A Drink But Oh Goodness Now I'm Faded" case isn't very fun. Good call, carry on.

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@jessica_smetana Choosing to believe toots will be FartBear's new nickname

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@edsbs All four guitars of Diarrhea Planet nearly knocked me on my ass

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@HollyAnderson @edsbs @newampaths sorry for the delay, go Hoagies

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@M_Kyger Please show some respect for the Magni- oh no, the Pirates have scored another touchdown on the Hoagies

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

"I for one think that we should hear out the leader of the Zombie Horde, what do you have to say?"

*Indiscernible gnawing sounds as the Zombie Horde chews off Anderson Cooper's arm*

[Acyn @Acyn]

Cooper: You have every right to be outraged today and angry and never watch this network again. But do you think staying in your silo and only listening to people you agree with is going to make that person go away?

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

Whole squad gonna be fitted with the finest Indiana-based threads on the planet.

[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

SHOP THE NEW VIRGINIA TECH COLLECTION NOW!

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[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

Our new 9-piece Virginia Tech collection launches this Saturday at 10am ET!

Sign up here for early access + 10% off your order.
https://t.co/3TSHtawYzy

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@Olivermmead @business Being your friend is a mindless grind

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@HomefieldApparl I'm going to spend so much money on Virginia Tech things

BUT

If there's a bomber jacket included I promise to spend even *more* money

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@VeryCountess I paid to tell Silicon Valley to go screw itself by giving money to someone with tons of Silicon Valley money

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

I wish all plurals were done the way that attorneys general is done.

"There is a recall on thousands of Kias Sorento and Hyundais Elantra"

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

The attorneys general of 17 states urged the federal government to issue a recall for millions of Hyundai and Kia vehicles, claiming the companies have failed to take adequate steps to address a surge in car thefts https://t.co/oShS7xbogP

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

I call it sPOOtify cuz it's really crapping out today

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

@VeryCountess Good on you for the Winnie The Pooh look I guess

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

If ever there were a sign from above that maybe state executions are not such a Holy endeavor, the inability to find the drugs necessary to perform said executions might be it

[CNN @CNN]

Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine on Friday delayed the executions of three death row inmates amid continued struggles to find pharmaceutical suppliers for the state’s lethal injection method https://t.co/5cbPW8jYVf

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

In the next few years I'll need to teach my son that he should never bully anyone

Unless it's a dorky billionaire, then it will be encouraged by me

[Quarter Priced Crepes @MajerMiner]

Oh no, I spent fouwty fouw biwwion dowwas and evwyone was wude to me, my wife is soooo wough, someone pwease buy my stupid website

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Elon Musk tells the BBC that owning Twitter has been "quite painful"

He also said he would sell the company if the right person came along

https://t.co/IFLfqrePk3