✨MajesticallyAwkward🦄

ChaoticGood~Geodesic~Sapiosexual ✨Empath 🦹🏻‍♀️INFP-T #BLM #RESIST

[✨MajesticallyAwkward🦄 @MajestAwk]

Bye bye twitter. I wonder which one burns itself to the ground first.
Twitter or Facebook?

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@kenolin1 We need you but twitter doesn’t deserve you. Keeping the faith. 🤍🪶

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@nathaliejacoby1 These toenails

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@RollingStone @delilahwast He will always be surrounded by ‘yes’ men. It’s about fucking time someone takes the ‘yes Money’

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Watch to the end 🤣
GO MARINERS!!

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

My dad drives for Toyota of Seattle and works with these guys in the service center. This was caught on camera Saturday when the M’s finished off that comeback. (Wait for the guy at the end 😂)

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@gtconway3d Who knows what info he has already sold to interested parties that would love to back up the great American Puppet for their gain… I think we already see some results of that in Ukraine…. 😐

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@drunkonthemooon @MarinersPup Like, zero ya doofus!

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@HS_12773 @drunkonthemooon @MarinersPup Right

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@CNN And twitter just asked me if wanted to say this because most tweeters will think it WRONG. The sick irony is never far away.

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@CNN Elon is a wealthy Turd. Just like old Donnie boy. He will never disprove it. Ever.
We are headed straight to hell with this shitcan from the apartheid. #AmberWantsHisBabies 🤮

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#McDonalds why can’t I order a McFlurry with my cheeseburger meal? Or ANY MEAL?

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@JenMac61 @ida_skibenes This little nugget in the gif has sadly passed away at 16. Bless all the beautiful hearts here 🤍🤍♥️

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@IAmPoliticsGirl @uptownmelissa Isn’t he describing his own life…… projection much Matty?

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Fuck this illegitimate SCOTUS. Fuck the Republican party that enabled this. And if you don't care that this decision makes women second-class citizens, fuck you too. We don't have the luxury of time--we need to fight NOW. It's Democrats vs. Fascists in 2022. Vote accordingly.

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@BuzzFeed Hollywood is betting on her!

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Wordle 304 X/6

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Wordle can fuck off today.. 😒

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#Chewy 🤍 #TextsWithBesties #Vacation 🏖⛱ #WishIWasThere ⁦@chelseahandler⁩ 🤍
⁦@mariolopezviva⁩ 🤍
#TinyDancer 💕

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@joncoopertweets @Twinsfan811 I saw Red Dawn. 😒

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Bananas 😵‍💫

[Justice ⚖️ @Justinianuscode]

@nycjim @voxdotcom

[Heather @Hpendergast4]

@OhNoSheTwitnt “Gods will” is the worst argument the conservatives make regarding abortion. If it’s true that god wants you to bear children, doesn’t god also want grandma to let cancer kill her?They think “gods will” Houdini’s them out of having rational argument. It shouldn’t