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[5 Alarm @Majik9]

Everything on the internet and TV is fake. Or if something is done "for real", it's done to make you angry.

As for Twitter, every non-verified account is a bot, unless you know them IRL. Verifieds are mostly just PR folks.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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@ChrisElloSD I have been saying the same thing.

I truly believe it.

Also, I borrow @MattSkraby's hat

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@FPhillie @Padres @SeatGeek It's for season ticket holders

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@murphyjacks0n @JeffPassan @Dodgers Tin foil hat: Dodgers ownership wants a salary cap too, and essentially making 27 ish other ball clubs fan want it also by being the biggest money bully.
@b_surp

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@coolguybeast @murphyjacks0n @JeffPassan @Dodgers The Dodgers ownership want a cap, and this is how they get the majority of MLB fans to want it too

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@murphyjacks0n @JeffPassan @Dodgers Tin foil hat: Dodgers ownership wants a salary cap too, and essentially making 27 ish other ball clubs fan want it also by being the biggest money bully.
@b_surp

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@ahaghver23 2027 lockout confirmed

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@thestevenwoods 2027 lockout confirmed

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@JenHeroldFL @JamesTate121 @grok You're welcome, enjoy the yoga and child rearing

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@JenHeroldFL @JamesTate121 @grok Oh, they coming for you now? Maybe suddenly it will be a problem?

Doubt it though, as the sunk coast fallacy and the ego won't let you admit you've been wrong all along.

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@thestevenwoods @Adam_Klug @973TheFanSD Celebration Gold Stream?

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34 pitches in the 1st inning in an All-Star game is insane. Dave Roberts out here screwing the Phillies

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@slamdiegoo @Padres that is not "trading" though. I responded to the "trade them", which you'll need to give away prospects to trade them

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@slamdiegoo @Padres As if anyone would take the Manny, Xander, Cronenworth contracts

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Friendly reminder that FIFA golden boy Messi received no punishment after this foul earlier in the tournament.

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@jrod_62 @OldTakesExposed Yes

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@RedditCFB I need @fmarkz324 to break down this no card and the USA Red Card on the @b_surp show for me.

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Padres use zero game theory on their ABS challenges

#ForTheFaithful

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@MattSkraby I watched it on the plane to Chicago yesterday. It was fun, but nothing that awesome

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@SeamusOfMI @Padres He has multiple years of control. No reason to extend